Customer decking, should it be allowed?

[Bahnstormer]

Latest addition to our Maidenhead showroom, come on in ........

 

[Whatton]

Are only homosexuals allowed or is it ok for gentlemen who like the look of ladies special places allowed?

 

[ghiribizzo]

That's wooden planks, tables and seats. In Scotland and 'The North'; Customer Decking is a physical action...

 

[Muppet]

That's wooden planks, tables and seats. In Scotland and 'The North'; Customer Decking is a physical action...

Almost a compulsory requirement, isn't it?

 

[STUBBS]

can we fight back

 

[Fanum]

Rip it all up and give us all 5% off the ticket on a bike instead

 

[Whatton]

Rip it all up and give us all 5% off the ticket on a bike instead

If they rip it up I'll give them a good offer for those absolutely gorgeous round tables. They're so dinky

 

[Steptoe]

I'd top up your public liability insurance...

Wet decking and technical motorcycle boots are a slippery combination.

Especially with doddery brittle boned BMW owners.

 

[Sgt Bilco]

Especially with doddery brittle boned airhead owners.

Fixed for accuracy

 

[GSTourer]

Only if they've really annoyed you!!

 

[mark2jag]

really, no REALLY

Is there enough room between the planks to lose another tax disc?????

 

[Nice 'n' Fat]

I can think of a few customers that need decking