Watch the centre stand - it's hollow tube, and breaks.
Don't I fecking know it!!!!
Picture the scene. I arrive at the Driving Standards Agency in Cardington early one cold December morning, a few hyears ago to take my exam to become an approved bike instructor. I pull up outside the offices, next to another guys bike. I gracefully dismount, and put the bike onto its mainstand in the DSA approved fashion. God, I'm good, methinks,
Then it all goes wrong, as me bike crashes to the ground, away from me, merrily flattening the bike parked next to it. WTF????? think I.
Then I realise that the mainstand picked just that very moment to collapse, as they all do Sir. Thing was, if the nearside leg had broken, there would have been no problem, as the side stand was still down. The fact that the off side leg failed meant that there was no way to save it. ARSE!!

Thankfully no one was looking. Mind you, the DSA assessor I asked for help to pick the bike back up was a complete git. He would not help, but told another student to help me. Barsteward!
Fer Gods sake, it could have done it any other time, outside the shops, anywhere but there!!! Still, at least the bike it knocked over was a pile of scrap already

And the cheeky bugger of an owner tried to tell me that it had broken his indicator, not realising that I had already checked it, and it was bust well before I got anywhere near it.
A good example of sods law, i think.