On the one hand, I think that is a very generous offer indeed. On the other hand though, I cannot help but feel that the inference is that I would not be able or responsible enough to care for said beast. I'll have you know I had already measured up the GS seat in readiness for a new plush cover.
...still a bj is a bj. The hoond is yours. (You can have Twizzle's redundant arse'ole cleaner as well if you fancy.) Can't say fairer than that!