The "cough cough" spanner tecnition was to be on the job today, he finally answered his phone at 4:50

.... He had given me the appointment for today but booked it in the "system" for Friday
er do I want this chap near my beloved old plumbers van? And way can't you get a young plumbers van? Do they all start old and regress to youth? It's like big foot but with bum crack

What was I on about then

it's the pills you know.
ok so Friday I will be setting off tow bar or no tow bar.
If any one needs any thing taking up I have lots of room in the van, I have put in some extra chairs and sleeping mats n old army blankets If any of them softy southerners feel the cold. (Mr K) I know you are a delicate blossom being all posh like

( he has ansestral shirts you know) so have a nice directors chair for you.
can all callers please present their cards to one of the minions at the side door of the servant wing of old plumbers van.
Tours of the opv start promptly at 17:00, all donations for the up keep and restoration gratefully received.