Der Klankster

[Deleted account rno]

Klanky hasnae been on since 4th Feb.

Is he on holiday or under the patio? Emdie got a phone number for the big tosser?

Edit: Got a number. Phoned him but he was in the bath. First ane o the year I'll bet....

 

[Deleted acc oony]

. Phoned him but he was in the bath. First ane o the year I'll bet....

He's lost a bit of whecht

 

[Deleted account rno]

Hmmm. Nae return call fae the taxi driver. He must be oot the bath by noo...

 

[Deleted acc oony]

Hmmm. Nae return call fae the taxi driver. He must be oot the bath by noo...

Seen the surface area he needs tae clean ffs yi'll be lucky tae hear ocht by friday

 

[Deleted account W]

Sent him a text. No reply yet, perhaps he's sunk?

 

[wully]

Or has dissolved on exposure to hot water?

Nah, prbably farked aff down the pub.

 

[boatman]

He's lost a bit of whecht

mid you am no affy sure whit thon thing is thit heze haudin in his left haun am feelin distinctly sma efter lookin at that!!!!

 

[Klanky]

Yer bunch o'cnuts.


Been busy trying to sort my life out. Hasn't worked - so feck it.

 

[Blackal]

Rehab?

Al

 

[Deleted account rno]

I can comfirm that I've now spoken to the big tosser and he's still above the patio (for now )

 

[garfield]

I can comfirm that I've now spoken to the big tosser and he's still above the patio (for now )

I didn't have him down for a patio type......bottle of jack and a sniping rifle on top of the gift shop roof at JOG......

 

[Klanky]

I didn't have him down for a patio type......bottle of jack and a sniping rifle on top of the gift shop roof at JOG......

I was never actually charged with anything for that incident, I'll have you know.