Dilema with new guest advice please

[Uinneag]

Niel23 arrived a coupla hrs ago and has gone off for a nana nap due to the many miles he has travelled and a coupla hoose measures.

It is pishing it down outside and upon looking out the kitchen window "uinneag" I noticed he has left his helmet on the bike.

Should I wake him or just leave it.
I'm really new to the hospitality lark and your advice would be appreciated

 

[Fanum]

Pick it up and take it indoors yersen!

PS you've got no choice now you've posted it, 'cos he'll know you saw it

 

[Gundog]

Put in on the floor......the other way up

 

[Deleted account rno]

FFS dinnae offer to "clean his helmet". Wi' Tash away and you bein' all alone in the hoose wi' him, the puir lad will be feart to go tae sleep later.

Bates Motel richt enough...

 

[Uinneag]

Pick it up and take it indoors yersen!

Ma hair will get wet

Trying tae get the dug tae fetch it

 

[Gundog]

Ma hair will get wet

Trying tae get the dug tae fetch it

Chuck a brick at it....maybe it'll roll towards ya...

 

[Thunder]

The unwritten code of Tosserdom dictates that you never touch a mans helmet without asking permission first, go ask permission by chapping his door loudly before even considering it.

 

[GS TRV]

so he took off his helmet in the rain and then walked inside - dimwit or what?

 

[robmack]

Why did yae no pit his bike in yer garage

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

option 3 piss in his mineral bottle

 

[skyenet]

Take it in of course, but mind add it to the bill.

e.g. Service Charge - Personal Helmet Care £**.**

 

[columbus]

Dont forget to move his bike when he's sleeping

 

[Deleted Member I]

Leave it and video his reaction in the morning

Post the video on this thread

 

[Mr K]

option 3 piss in his mineral bottle

"Spanish Tizer"....

 

[chad]

Leave it and video his reaction in the morning

Post the video on this thread

take a dump in it then video his reaction could be a few naughty words in there though

 

[Deleted account rno]

Take it in of course, but mind add it to the bill.

e.g. Service Charge - Personal Helmet Care £**.**

Why did you write cxnt after the pound sign?

 

[Den]

I would leave it to get wet. It will be revenge for the night you spend awake.

Neil23 is an extreme snoring machine.

Ask those who were in the bunkhouse with him at the 3 peaks event

 

[Deleted account W]

I would leave it to get wet. It will be revenge for the night you spend awake.

Neil23 is an extreme snoring machine.

Ask those who were in the bunkhouse with him at the 3 peaks event

I can vouch for this. A baptism of fire as a B&B owner, check for a damp mattress in the morning too

 

[smirky]

Dae a big London Bobby in it

 

[brassmonkey001]

I would leave it to get wet. It will be revenge for the night you spend awake.

Neil23 is an extreme snoring machine.

Ask those who were in the bunkhouse with him at the 3 peaks event

I hope you've got good putty on your windows.