Standing behind the lady in the queue
I was standing behind a woman in a queue earlier this week. When it came to being served she said "can I get a latte?" The worlds going to pot
Woman goes into the bakers, asks 'guess how old I am' - baker says: dunno - 40ish?
'No I'm 50 today' she replies, don't I look great?
'Yes, I suppose', he says and she buys her cakes,
She goes into the butchers, asks the butcher, 'Guess how old I am' - butcher says dunno - 45?
'No I'm 50 and it's my birthday, don't I look great?
'Yes, I suppose' he says and she buys her joint for the weekend.
She goes into the supermarket and this chap says: 'I have a very special gift, just by sniffing your fanny, I can tell how old you are...'
Being happy about her age, she says: 'go on then', and lifts up her skirt and drops her knickers...
The chap takes a good long sniff..... 'Mmmm he says, yes, yes, you're 50', and getting closer he sniffs some more - 'and it's your birthday today'.
'Amazing' she replies, 'how on earth do you do that?' He says: 'I was standing behind you in the butchers!'