Doc the Northerner does the big one. London.

[Doc]

After 16 pages of Doc wants to do London the trip is finally happening tomorrow.
My first proper visit so looking forward to it and a big thanks to everyone who is coming out especially Wapping and Grantmac and maybe
Steptoe if he is taking me out on one of his nights out Friday.
No doubt I'll have a few pics to post up. P
Plus I might need a tracker as our lass is worried for my safety
Some of the rules being.
Don't walk round with my phone in my hand. ( could get snatched )
No walking around on my own in the dark
And don't talk to strangers although I thought people don't talk to each other anyway

 

[Oldrat]

And be careful of meeting people from the Internet

 

[jonnie comet]

.....tek plenty o' brass.....

 

[Doc]

.....tek plenty o' brass.....

Yup our lass has given me £50 per day.

 

[Simon_100]

That won't go far!

 

[steve hughes]

Yup our lass has given me £50 per day.

So that will get you a soup and a sandwich ( in a Greggs) . Enjoy Doc and apart from the three UKGSR’s if you see a Laaandaner’s let us know, as the few times Ive been down for shows or exhibitions everyone Ive met couldn’t speak English!

 

[G&T]

Hatton Garden bust, Drugs bust or Kylie at Tussaud’s bust?

 

[brut33]

Will you be wearing a suit and bowler hat.

 

[JohnnyBoxer]

Will you be wearing a suit and bowler hat.

Best waistcoat

 

[TIJ650]

And be careful of meeting people from the Internet

Especially Scottish ones

 

[landmarkjohn]

Practice walking fast. Everybody walks fast in London.

 

[Doc]

Hatton Garden bust, Drugs bust or Kylie at Tussaud’s bust?

Fancy a Rolex to keep up with Warlord.

Will you be wearing a suit and bowler hat.

Can you hire them ?

Best waistcoat

Definitely not

Especially Scottish ones

Oh bugger didn't know you were Scottish.

 

[er-minio]

Don't walk round with my phone in my hand. ( could get snatched )
No walking around on my own in the dark
And don't talk to strangers although I thought people don't talk to each other anyway

And, by all means, do not - ever - go south of the river.

 

[Doc]

And, by all means, do not - ever - go south of the river.

What's there ?

 

[Redboots]

What's there ?

A jungle.

 

[dub 24]

 

[er-minio]

What's there ?

LIONS






(and Steptoe!)

 

[TIJ650]

I’ve only been here couple of weeks and biggest hazard I’ve encountered (except the legal thieves working at cash registers!) have been fuckers on the pavement (sidewalks for our American brethren) on skateboards, bicycles or e-scooters. Agree with the fast walking too………if you don’t you’ll feel like you’re being stalked as they walk hell close behind chatting loudly on phones or to each other. Not first time someone has ran up back of my heels either. Find Asians (Chinese) to be worst offenders.
PS. Boat people delivering food don’t stop at zebra crossings

 

[Wapping]

What's there ?

 

[Tinytim]

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Ha "Deborah Fajerman" my ariss, otherwise known as @Not The Bear .
Tip 14 @Doc ...walk straight into people, no fukkin about, be forceful and ignorant. Just bump into people fast and do not, I repeat do not say "sorry mate."
Good luck and safe travels.