Doc the Northerner does the big one. London.

[Doc]

Ha "Deborah Fajerman" my ariss, otherwise known as @Not The Bear .
Tip 14 @Doc ...walk straight into people, no fukkin about, be forceful and ignorant. Just bump into people fast and do not, I repeat do not say "sorry mate."
Good luck and safe travels.

Will do. But if I get done over it's your fault.
Heard Wapping can look after himself so I'll give it a go.

 

[Pukmeister]

Hopefully you will pick up on some jolly colloquial Southern terms like "Faaaack off you Caaaaahnt".

Steptoe can guide you with those if you get stuck.

 

[dean0n0]

Don't let yourself get led astray with their big city ways.

 

[Tinytim]

Don't forget to take a notepad to jot down all the rhyming slang you paper hat . Oh and best westcut or they'll think you're a paraffin lamp.

 

[LOLGEOFF]

You'll be alright, it can't be that bad down here considering the amount of northerners/foreigners that come here and don't go back...

 

[Arsey]

Have a lovely time .
Play your cards right and you might even be granted an audience with The Grope

 

[theoneandonly]

if you really want to mess with peoples heads , smile and say " HELLO" !

 

[Doc]

if you really want to mess with peoples heads , smile and say " HELLO" !

 

[Udders]

Best waistcoat

Stab proof vest shirley?

 

[Wapping]

East Londoners are queuing, keen to get a seat to watch Doc eat jellied and stewed eels:

 

[Doc]

East Londoners are queuing, keen to get a seat to watch Doc eat jellied and stewed eels:

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Looks like a scene from Slawit the other day.
Bag packed train picnic ready and I'm ready to go.

 

[Wapping]

My German neighbour * (as mad as a mad thing) goes fishing for eels in Shadwell Basin. She then smokes them on a home made BBQ smoker. If I am in my garage, she brings some over for me, as a ‘Thank you’ for me helping her make the BBQ smoker. Pretty good, to be honest, chopped up in some sort of sandwich of German brown bread she makes.


* From Hamburg, but I think from some Middle East country originally.

 

[Udders]

My German neighbour (as mad as a mad thing) goes fishing for eels in Shadwell Basin. She then smokes them on a home made BBQ smoker. If I am in my garage, she brings some over for me, as a ‘Thank you’ for me helping her make the BBQ smoker. Pretty good, to be honest, chopped up in some sort of sandwich of German brown bread she makes.

 

[er-minio]

Jesus Christ

 

[Davey B]

train picnic ready

Excellent....

 

[The Other PaulG]

Hi gents - I was hoping to meet you as a late joiner this evening, but last week's surgery is still a bit sore so sadly I'm going to miss it. I'd intended to provide translation services, W Yorks / Laaahndan.

Sorry not to be able to meet you Doc - watch out for what appear to be extra wide pavements, I strolled onto one a month or so ago and very nearly collided with a cyclist doing a good 20mph.

The place is fraught with danger.

 

[G&T]

train picnic ready

Reminds me of Sal’s 80 year old mum, digging around in her handbag for 10 mins trying to dislodge sandwiches she’d made. Her son, watching the push and pull grapple stated “If gone right off ‘em now!”

 

[Doc]

Hi gents - I was hoping to meet you as a late joiner this evening, but last week's surgery is still a bit sore so sadly I'm going to miss it. I'd intended to provide translation services, W Yorks / Laaahndan.

Sorry not to be able to meet you Doc - watch out for what appear to be extra wide pavements, I strolled onto one a month or so ago and very nearly collided with a cyclist doing a good 20mph.

The place is fraught with danger.

That's a shame pal.
Next time.
First bit.
Nice station Huddersfield and wish I had a big coat its bloody freezing.

 

[LOLGEOFF]

My German neighbour * (as mad as a mad thing) goes fishing for eels in Shadwell Basin. She then smokes them on a home made BBQ smoker. If I am in my garage, she brings some over for me, as a ‘Thank you’ for me helping her make the BBQ smoker. Pretty good, to be honest, chopped up in some sort of sandwich of German brown bread she makes.


* From Hamburg, but I think from some Middle East country originally.

She's breaking the law then, Eels are now a protected species and if caught must be returned alive. Bleedin' foreigners she'll be eating the swans next.

 

[Wapping]

She's breaking the law then, Eels are now a protected species and if caught must be returned alive. Bleedin' foreigners she'll be eating the swans next.

Das is verboten!

I’ll tell her.