E-MOONING!!

[arcboutant]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



:-(

Well, how about some 'ARSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) an arsehole

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_£_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse

 

[flatdog]

Arse........
Donno but I reckon you need councelling for arse fixation

 

[Voyager]

Arse........
Donno but I reckon you need councelling for arse fixation

And change your sitename to 'Arseboutant'.




Bob

 

[Coolcarbon]

Was getting a wee bit concerned about you seeing as you'd not posted for months....

But I can see clearly now that all is well and there's nothing at all wrong or to be worried about...situation normal...Good Stuff...

 

[Timolgra]

(((((((((rob)))))))))) GS'ers arse

 

[arcboutant]

good one Timolgra

me dont have a GS anymore.

So canny keep up wi' u loons noo

 

[arcboutant]

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh...it is all true...these are the perks of reaching 60 and heading towards 70 and older!

1. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
2. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
3. No one expects you to run----anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask - did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out...
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
11. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
12. You can't remember who sent you this list.