Ravenbyrne
Registered user
Never mind the oul codgers. There's nothing worse than baldy builder ballixes who have mobile phones but don't bother carrying them about with them so you have to leave voicemail which they don't pick up so you have to ring them again only to get the same recorded message about leaving voicemail that they won't respond to either. Hoors.
Jeyus Aidan we had no idea that it was you that left a message on my mobile,
Actually we were very frightened
it sounded like someone was threatening to hurt me
Geraldine was really upset and suggested that we ask a neighbour William DePhoney
to see if he could work out what the message meant.Willie had spent a number of years up north and was very proficient at speaking northern english and southern english.
We were so relieved when he translated the message all be it a little surprised.
Aidan, I had no idea that you held me in such high esteem, that you liked the look of my bald head, you considered me to be a master builder and that you would really like a 1200 just like mine, in your shed.
Next time send a text (southern english) please.
Oh by the way, I won't mention this to anyone else, it will be our little secret
Ya baldy ballixe
