Thought I'd change my oil today, dropped the oil no probs. Bloody oil filter...dealer must have used a scaffolding pole to do it up.
Silly me, I thought my filter socket would fit 'cos it the right size, but no, BMW use a kind of knobbly round filter. After a lot of grief finally got it off
Come to fit the new one (genuine BMW, never again!) instead of spinning on it was hard work all the way on and no, it wasn't cross-threaded
Finally went tight or so I thought, filled it with oil started it up, all's well.
Walked to the garage door, turned round and thought the bloody Exxon Valdez was in
, pissing out round the oil filter
Took the filter off, lobbed it across the garage cleaned up and went inside and ordered a K&N with that nice little nut on the bottom
I know what your thinking I should have bought the correct filter tool, but I've got loads of the bloody things....never the right one
Silly me, I thought my filter socket would fit 'cos it the right size, but no, BMW use a kind of knobbly round filter. After a lot of grief finally got it off
Come to fit the new one (genuine BMW, never again!) instead of spinning on it was hard work all the way on and no, it wasn't cross-threaded
Finally went tight or so I thought, filled it with oil started it up, all's well.
Walked to the garage door, turned round and thought the bloody Exxon Valdez was in
Took the filter off, lobbed it across the garage cleaned up and went inside and ordered a K&N with that nice little nut on the bottom
I know what your thinking I should have bought the correct filter tool, but I've got loads of the bloody things....never the right one

