Feckin young bucks at work

Big Jets

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Havin a laugh with some of the young team at work today,two of the feckers were arseing about and I told them they were behaving like a couple of raving Heterosexuals ,one turned round to his mate and said ,He must be talking about you.Another arsehole was driving me to pick up a job and nearly cashed twice ,I told him he was driving like a homosapien ,he replied ,Whats that wan oh they hings oota transformers.Pure Quality ,heavy healthy.Said to another wan to go and get some Dilithium Crystals fae the store ,he said ,Dae yi think am feckin daft ya big aresehole they blaw up when yi pit them in water ,Maybe they dae I thought to myself ,Was up in Falkirk being Driven back after delivering a job and as we were goin by the Falkirk wheel I said were are we now Sneggs ,his reply The Clyde Tunnel ,awe good boys though.
 
I sort of see where you're coming from.

Rain later they say :thumb
 
my mate was engaged to really braw but affie dimwitted lassie fae Leven.

He was driving her hame fae Edinburgh and as they got to the Fife side o' the FRB, she pointed to the hotel on the left and said, "Is that Ibrox?"

12 or so years later and I still shake my heid at that ane...:blast
 
Talkin about Ibrox Ronno the wife got a text earlier telling her a Japanese bike racing team are gonna make a bike in Norn Ireland ,A Red Honda Ulster:bounce1
 
Big Jets said:
Havin a laugh with some of the young team at work today,two of the feckers were arseing about and I told them they were behaving like a couple of raving Heterosexuals ,one turned round to his mate and said ,He must be talking about you.Another arsehole was driving me to pick up a job and nearly cashed twice ,I told him he was driving like a homosapien ,he replied ,Whats that wan oh they hings oota transformers.Pure Quality ,heavy healthy.Said to another wan to go and get some Dilithium Crystals fae the store ,he said ,Dae yi think am feckin daft ya big aresehole they blaw up when yi pit them in water ,Maybe they dae I thought to myself ,Was up in Falkirk being Driven back after delivering a job and as we were goin by the Falkirk wheel I said were are we now Sneggs ,his reply The Clyde Tunnel ,awe good boys though.
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They sound like fekin Mastermind contestants compared tae some of the clowns ah've worked way ower the years.
:D
 
I Rob ,asked one of them a second year Apprentice to go and take 10 mm off a panel I was making with the Guillotine,he came back with two inches cut off it ,I asked if he knew what 10mil was he said no.
 
Big Jets said:
I Rob ,asked one of them a second year Apprentice to go and take 10 mm off a panel I was making with the Guillotine,he came back with two inches cut off it ,I asked if he knew what 10mil was he said no.
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I'd have taen 10 minutes aff :D
 
My Boss Monsieur Patrick Paire of Aix En Provence type direction told me about the Belgian pipefitter he had working with him on a project

He found the young fella staring blankly at a length of pipe and a drawing alternately

He said to the Young Fella Whats up (in french Like!)

HE replied Monsieur Paire I have cut zee pipe 3 times and it is still too short!`

:blast:blast:blast
 
robmack said:
They sound like fekin Mastermind contestants compared tae some of the clowns ah've worked way ower the years.
:D
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FFS you've no been finished his hoose a fortnight and noo yer slaggin the puir chump :(
 
a fella that i knew well who was what they called a" premium apprentice " was training tae be a naval architect told me he wis nearly a hale year in the yard before he realised that they were no actually called "fucinaprentice" We take them on in oor works, an while it can be a veeerry frustrating thing tae try and train them imho it is the best way tae get folk in yer works to be doing what it is ye need doing also imho it is an underrated thing from a social point of view for all sorts of reasons :blagblah:blagblah
 
Laughin like feck the other week the stupid gaffer told a wee boy tae clear the place ,the wee boy flung about five grands worth of Jig Brackets in the skip feckin magic
 
aye clearing the place is no a choab fur wee lads, its fur the tradesmen that way ye ken whaur athing, been put it saves a load o hassle in oor place we usually wait till it really needs doing then abody mucks in ,works fur us:)
 
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