First time in Morocco

PottsyGS

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In October my pal Geoff (XT660) and I (F800GS) decided that another Northern Irish winter should be avoided at all costs so we headed for sunny Spain with the aim of leaving our bikes in Malaga for the winter. Having found excellent indoor parking ([email protected] and tell Irene we sent you) we got 2 ferries and rode south, taking in the final round of WSB in Portugal on the way.

We flew out to the bikes again on the 22nd of November and the next day took the ferry from Algeciras to Ceuta, this was the view en-route from Tarifa that morning.

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After customs (easy thanks to Tim's excellent info and advice) we rode to Tetouan for insurance (border and Fnediq offices closed) and then on to Chefchaoen for lunch before making it to Meknes for the night. We found an excellent hotel with a locked yard to park the bikes, good food and great prices (Akouas Hotel, 27 Rue Amir Abdelkader +212 35515967). Next day we took the train to Fez and explored by foot...

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...and taxi.

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After 2 nights in Meknes we headed south again stopping in Marrakesh for a couple of nights in the Ibis by the train station. Parking was good with attendants all night and we had fun in the pool but the breakfast made me ill. This is surprising as I am hard to poison and we had been eating in all kinds of roadside places all week with no problems.

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Everywhere we went everyone had a sheep and we met a local guy who explained that we had arrived in a holiday week which would culminate with the head of every household killing a sheep. Every town and village had a sheep market that week and a whole industry to support it from guys selling sheep food through to knife sharpeners pedaling stones to sharpen the tools of the slaughter.

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We stopped on the way north in Cassablance for Geoff to get a new tyre at the only place anyone could suggest anywhere in Morocco! I don't know if we just asked the wrong people but we are both well travelled and pretty good at finding stuff usually. The guys were great and even stayed late to fit the tyre. Cassablanca is a dirty hell hole and I would avoid it unless a tyre is needed. There is a power station on the north which covered us in oil film so thick we could not see through our visors. People breathing this will surely not live long.

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Our final night was in a lovely B&B (Villanora +212 37432071) in Moulay Bousselham, a picturesque Atlantic fishing village with a lagoon. They cooked fish on a fire and all was great with lovely sea views and safe on street parking. The next day we left town to the unforgettable sight of the local kids burning their sheeps heads outside their houses as the streets ran in rivers of blood from the carcasses being cleaned on the footpaths. It didn't bother us at all but if it would upset you then pick a different week.

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Anyway I will close with a few bits of wisdom we learned which may be of interest to anyone new to Moroccan road travel:

1.) Moroccans overtake anywhere, often towards you around corners. Be ready for this and adjust your corner speed / commitment accordingly.
2.) Night driving is fun if you like a challenge. Vehicles doing under 20 KPH are not obliged to have lights and packs of stray dogs go to the roads at night to eat the day's roadkill. We had so many moments that we ended up laughing down the intercom at eachother as we swerved to safety around a donkey cart or a big dog.
3.) Moroccans drive in the middle of the road, even in the middle of 2 lanes on motorways. This comes from the fact that rural roads often have large items of debris littering the sides, so staying out helps avoid this. Moving out will not usually be accompanied by mirror or signal so be ready if you are overtaking.
4.) City driving in traffic is diabolical. We came into Marrakesh in the evening rush hour and found 7 lanes of traffic across 5 marked lanes with scooters screaming everywhere. 2 kids knocked 2 older guys off right in front of me and the car behind became aggressive because I waited for them to get up instead of riding over them!
5.) Most roads are pretty good, some are not and even the better ones can have a surprise pot hole big enough to loose a lorry every once in a while.
6.) In Europe my accuracy for ETAs is usually about +or- 20 mins per day, in Morocco I was 2.5 hrs wrong the first day. The pace is slower and there is a lot to stop and see, so leave a bit of space if you do not fancy night riding.

All this said we had a ball and if you stay on top of your game, keep alert and drive defensively then its a great laugh. Can't wait to go back.
 
Hustlers

I forgot to say Moroccan hustlers seem to speak every language - EXCEPT IRISH!

Sadly we don't either but we learned a sentence to baffle them - "Oh rosha the maha wanya, barlum thu the keag a vanya" - I am certain this is not how its written in Irish, so don't even write to tell me!

Its the words to "What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor" but my God did it confuse them!
 
I forgot to say Moroccan hustlers seem to speak every language - EXCEPT IRISH!

Sadly we don't either but we learned a sentence to baffle them - "Oh rosha the maha wanya, barlum thu the keag a vanya" - I am certain this is not how its written in Irish, so don't even write to tell me!

Its the words to "What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor" but my God did it confuse them!

Not true. Met one a few years ago who, when I tried to get rid of him by speaking Gaelic, demonstrated that he had a vocabulary of a dozen words or so. By the time we parted he had doubled it:aidan:aidan:aidan
 
Nice report,:thumb2 as my mate has a Tenere and I a 800 I would be interested in any comparisons/findings you have about the two bikes, without hijacking the thread that is:thumb

Richie:beerjug:
 
2.) Night driving is fun if you like a challenge. Vehicles doing under 20 KPH are not obliged to have lights and packs of stray dogs go to the roads at night to eat the day's roadkill. We had so many moments that we ended up laughing down the intercom at eachother as we swerved to safety around a donkey cart or a big dog.



you were brave with the night driving, day times were scary enough.....:D


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all of that said, I agree with you, a wonderful country and a great place to visit.....I'm looking forward to going back.....:beerjug:
 
Nice report,:thumb2 as my mate has a Tenere and I a 800 I would be interested in any comparisons/findings you have about the two bikes, without hijacking the thread that is:thumb

Richie:beerjug:

The BEEMER rocks, the Ten is for small girls and very old people.

I spent the whole trip waiting for him and our evenings were occupied with putting the bits back that had fallen off it! You bought the right bike, trust me.
 
you were brave with the night driving, day times were scary enough.....:D


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all of that said, I agree with you, a wonderful country and a great place to visit.....I'm looking forward to going back.....:beerjug:

I hope you are turning round to get a run at that jump?
 
The BEEMER rocks, the Ten is for small girls and very old people.

I spent the whole trip waiting for him and our evenings were occupied with putting the bits back that had fallen off it! You bought the right bike, trust me.

Fantastic:D:thumb

Cant wait to tell my mate:augie
 
Looks familiar... The power of water is frightening.

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Piste from Zagora to Foum Zguid

Nice write-up PottsyGS :thumb

Tim


Us Northern Ireland lads are used to seeing roads like that from our youth, it was usually due to a culvert full of home made explosive but I guess water is the other possible explanation!

Glad you enjoyed the post Tim, I enjoyed Morocco and your excellent info on here was a big help in planning as well as an inspiration to go have a look, so many thanks for that.

Stephen
 
Fantastic:D:thumb

Cant wait to tell my mate:augie

I can give him the other Ten pilot's number so they can both phone someone who cares!

Make sure your pal looks closely at the 4th pic down to see the engine crash bar which stress cracked and fell off nearly killing Geoff, it is bungeed to the back seat. It nearly killed me too - from laughing that is!
 
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great report. can you tell me more about the storage place in spain . is it easy to get to? from malaga airport etc.
 
great report. can you tell me more about the storage place in spain . is it easy to get to? from malaga airport etc.

Zenith Rent a Car is the company and they are about 3 mins from the terminal at Malaga. You park and they drop you over and then pick you up when you fly back out, at no extra charge and with unlimited trips. Parking is indoors and absolutely as safe as houses, my bike is sits outside the boss lady's office door.

Irene Chavet, who speaks excellent English and is seriously switched on, is in charge. You can call her on +34 95 228 54 77 or email [email protected], tell her I gave you the details.

Stephen
 


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