FOR SALE: 65L Top Box — Brand New, Never Fitted, Utterly Blameless
Right, let’s be honest with each other. I bought this magnificent 65-litre top box in a moment of confident clicking, fully believing it was The One. It was not The One. It was The Wrong One. We’ve all been there.
So here it sits, brand new, still in its box, wrapped in its little plastic blanket, never having felt the wind in its rivets or carried so much as a sandwich. A top box that has known only the inside of my garage and the crushing weight of my poor life choices.
What you’re getting:
• Massive 65L capacity — swallows two full-face helmets with room to spare
• Rugged black finish with X-brace styling and hi-viz side strips
• Quilted diamond-stitch inner lining, because your luggage deserves nicer upholstery than your sofa
• Twin chunky latches, lock, keys, mounting plate and fitting instructions all present and correct
• Zero scratches, zero miles, zero regrets (well — one regret, and it’s mine, not yours)
£65 plus postage. That’s a pound a litre, and I’m throwing in the guilt for free.
Grab yourself a serious bit of kit at a not-serious price.
Right, let’s be honest with each other. I bought this magnificent 65-litre top box in a moment of confident clicking, fully believing it was The One. It was not The One. It was The Wrong One. We’ve all been there.
So here it sits, brand new, still in its box, wrapped in its little plastic blanket, never having felt the wind in its rivets or carried so much as a sandwich. A top box that has known only the inside of my garage and the crushing weight of my poor life choices.
What you’re getting:
• Massive 65L capacity — swallows two full-face helmets with room to spare
• Rugged black finish with X-brace styling and hi-viz side strips
• Quilted diamond-stitch inner lining, because your luggage deserves nicer upholstery than your sofa
• Twin chunky latches, lock, keys, mounting plate and fitting instructions all present and correct
• Zero scratches, zero miles, zero regrets (well — one regret, and it’s mine, not yours)
£65 plus postage. That’s a pound a litre, and I’m throwing in the guilt for free.
Grab yourself a serious bit of kit at a not-serious price.
