For those dark nights coming soon - the new Machine Mart catalogue is out

[Cheesy Mike]

http://www.machinemart.co.uk/DE52/DE52_mailer_2005.asp

New winter catalogue - Mmmmm....

Bristol has a Machine Mart shop, but I just found out it now also has a Screwfix shop.

Who needs a porn collection when you have Screwfix and Machine Mart? Mmmm....

 

[Droopy Dick]

But you've forgotten all those wonderful stationery catalogues full of really weird office-type stuff.

 

[Nostromo]

For people with a serious catalogue addiction and too much spare time there is the "Farnell in One", it comes in 7 telephone directory size volumes, has 350000 products available online and lists over 1600 types of spanner.

 

[WIDELOAD]

Get yourself a Snap-on tools catalogue...metallic porn

If your a serious catalogue lover...a complete set of the RS books may go some way to end the craving

 

[Cheesy Mike]

Get yourself a Snap-on tools catalogue...metallic porn

If your a serious catalogue lover...a complete set of the RS books may go some way to end the craving

Either that or the lingerie section of the Kays catalogue

 

[WIDELOAD]

Either that or the lingerie section of the Kays catalogue

People very often encounter problems seperating those particular pages

 

[Cheesy Mike]

People very often encounter problems seperating those particular pages

They do in our house at least!