Forum Revenge Tossers Curse

[kcain]

Since 1997 I have lived very happily 2000 km from the nearest BMW service without any problems, first with my R1100GS, then R1150GS and now with my 2003 ADV. I never had any problems until joining this forum but since then I have noticed many small things going wrong. The latest was this evening when I downloaded the latest software update for my Navigator 11 from the BMW site and my GPS immediately informed me that I am in fact living in Kansas City and the default map is now the USA. It then showed me that though I am in fact in Tbilisi, I am 10,619 miles from home!
I have managed to correct this but just now my Optimate has decided that the brand new battery fitted only three weeks ago is in fact dead despite the fact that the bike still starts. It could be that this is caused by the frequent power cuts here which upset the Optimate but I am beginning to think that there is some sort of Tossers curse and am expecting things to go wrong every time I ride the bike.
Has anyone else experienced this?

 

[Fanum]

Yup....damn right.....

When I first started associating with Judge, i got a nasty little rash.....

Things got worse when I met Maverick and Grizz..........i actually got arrested for skinning, drying and salting a cow in kent and then was apprehended chewing on dried strips of its flesh whilst riding........

To make matters worse, I got arrested again in andover following a certain 'gentleman's' example in making holes in doughnuts.....but that to be honest was worth it 'cos believe me, if you haven't glazed a viennese pastry Bakerman style, you just haven't lived

(I don't think the local constablulary appreciated the greeting that Bakerman said was a universal gesture of friendship........I don't know why though...that Gareth Hunt bloke used to do it all the time on that coffee add!)

Rumour has it that 'beelzebub' has a hand in it down here, but regardless, things have just gone from bad to worse.....I tried to get away from it all and sought solace in ther Midlands, but Tiffany the Minx handed me over to Chris the nobby and they forced me to abandon those i hold dear........then that evil Dr Masters inveigled his way in, bullied me into opening my wallet for a far inferior breed of motorcycle and proceeded to dump me in a big pile of cow shit........then the bugger stole my keys and made off, cackling uncontrollably.

To cap it all, a fat bloke from wales seduced me with promises of luxurious travel, exotic women and heroic deeds.........bastard neglected to tell me i'd be sharing a cab with a sweaty taff and riving across 250 miles of minefields in the desert before having to give up the car and walk home!!!!

Do yerself a favour Kcain....leave...run....hide....they're evil i tell you......RUN AWAY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!





SAVE YOURSELF!!!

 

[slimbo]

nah!!! its too late.

YER BOLLOXED!!!