michty poe-ic arc. A kin unerstaun evryhing. Theproabimis ..mist o thi foak own here dinnae kane whaat yir on aboot. Theyll tryan git thurain back bi yaizin thare ain wiy o speekin what weel no unnerstaun .. in weel be in the same boat yikane.
Kin yi imagine if they lundiners star-it speakin in they wee poem hings what thi dae sumtimes. Yi woudny ken whaat thi wur goin oan aboot attaw. In whoar wid wi bee then. In if they welshes din the same, evryhing wurd wood stert wi twaw ells fur feckssake. In will no menshin the irish. That wid be wurse.
A hink ahl stick tae yazin ma commando the inglish.. iz av din fur years, so a kin mack masel unnerstood tae the masses. A hink yi should dae the same since wur a cosmipolitin lot here, and noo thit wur in the coamin mairkit wi should awe tryin blend in so is no ti be seen is diffrint.
Onywye, since you cum frae sint aundries, your meant tae spik the same is thame. Whie dyi no. Evry time am thare, its maistly inglish vices ah heer. Your shairly the wan Scotsman thit kin still afford a hoos thair.
Whie his evry wurd what av typed goat a rid line unner it.?
Goan then ya sleekit foax. Yaze yur Fifer o level own that. Ahm sure yill hiv nae proablim.
Ahm awaw aff tae the pillar boax tae drap a check aff tae sumbudy av bought fancy licht bulbs aff o. Itill be a braw bricht HID lit nicht when ah git thaim fittid. Ah canny wait.
See yi aboot.
