Well I've tried & failed, fucking stupid fucking computer bollocks.
I haven't got a fucking clue how to re-size the Jpeg or photo or whatever the fuck they want, I have no idea WTF the 'Indication of the Environmental category' even fucking well means let alone what the fuck it is, FFS.
And despite the fact that my V5 clearly says the CO2 in g/km is 0.045 Johnny Fucking Foreigner's fucking web form won't fucking well accept it.
Fuck them, they can fuck off, fucking French fucks. If they don't want my money they can bollocks. I repeat, French Fucks. Fuck them again, then fuck them some more.
Maybe Andres' mate was right after all, fucking European fucks. *
*Obviously he wasn't right and obviously this is my fault for being an old fart but I really haven't got a clue how I'm going to get this form filled in. Yes I've tried one of those resizing application things, no it didn't work, yes it's my fault.
Best just avoid the affected cities when I head to France in September I suppose.
Edit: Just for the record I love France & I love the French (well, most of those I've met).