Great.
They really are very easy.
Most of the problems encountered by bikermates on the payage are self-inflicted, involving:
(I) Bods trying to get two or more bikes through the barrier at once to avoid 'rip-off' charges
(II) Bods trying to use Caxton type pre-loaded cash cards
(III) Bods only ever wanting to use cash, even though they entered the credit card lane, as they "Do not trust any banks not to rip you off, mate" through to, "I refuse to have cards as they monitor your movements", right up to "I won't use a card as I don't trust myself not to spend money". Believe me, I've heard all three and more than once. To which might be added, "I aint got no foreign money, mate" a not unknown wail of real distress.
(IV) Bods losing their tickets and / or letting the tickets get soaking wet
(V) Bods panicking when confronted by a machine that - despite its simplicity - seems to defeat the British mind which (as when confronted with a foreign fuel pump) cannot possibly imagine how it might work ... oh, and it's being 'In foreign'
(VI) Bods - as they want to stick it to the man and protest at this form of outrageous taxation - deliberately being slow, taking off their gloves, withdrawing their wallet, slow to pay, slowly putting their gloves back on, slowly riding away. Actually, this is not a problem for the bod himself, it's just that everyone else thinks he's a prat.
And / or all or any combination of the above.
You'll be fine. Trust me.
You're in a very mellow mood!
