Kneeslider916
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dear god - Skegness here I come then.
Thanks for the warning Bill
I used to live near Skegness, its was a shithole too.
I'd risk shitty Morocco if i were you
Garfield...it's time we came clean about Morocco....it's rubbish!
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I used to live near Skegness, its was a shithole too.
I'd risk shitty Morocco if i were you
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The amount of roadworks you come across to repair even the most minor damage is farcical....it makes for very tedious riding indeed.
In fact, that road was so over-developed that we decided to ride down the river (quite literally) for the next 6 miles to avoid it 
Nobody enjoyed that at all!!
In fact, that road was so over-developed that we decided to ride down the river (quite literally
) for the next 6 miles to avoid it Nobody enjoyed that at all!!
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And then there is this the friendly service of your tour guide ... the nights are long and the goats run faster than a tosser ....
Now all is made plain.
This is why men go to Morocco in groups and ride out into empty spaces to play
Probably explains why they do the 'Dash' aswell, frustration makes them want to get there quicker for the fun....
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Although I don't realy know why we bothered...it didn't go anywhere interesting or anything 
Just more rocks and stuff
Just more rocks and stuff
Arfur Ucks sake! 
not again - i'd only just got this out of my mind.
Shunt The fump Ump You Bastidge!
(the sound of me cursing you yet again through gritted teeth)
excuse me while i go off in a corner and flagellate myself with a Logis De France Guide and a Brittany Ferry timetable.
*sighs*
yer a bollix!
not again - i'd only just got this out of my mind.
Shunt The fump Ump You Bastidge!
(the sound of me cursing you yet again through gritted teeth)
excuse me while i go off in a corner and flagellate myself with a Logis De France Guide and a Brittany Ferry timetable.
*sighs*
yer a bollix!
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The amount of roadworks you come across to repair even the most minor damage is farcical....it makes for very tedious riding indeed.
In fact, that road was so over-developed that we decided to ride down the river (quite literally
Nobody enjoyed that at all!!
whats in the water???he came down on a green bike then fell in and it turned the bike blue and his gear orange
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I feel it only fair to warn you about the enormous wild beasts and dangerous killer insects that roam unchecked....this massive fellow was lying cunningly in wait to ambush our party under a rock a mere 40 feet from the track!!
We had a truly lucky escape !
Measuring almost as long as the bike, he would no doubt have laid several regiments of the marines low quite easily
Shortly after that photo was taken, an even bigger scorrpion jumped out and knocked poor Peter clean off his KTM, before repeatedly stinging him.......it's a dangerous place!!
We had a truly lucky escape !
Measuring almost as long as the bike, he would no doubt have laid several regiments of the marines low quite easily
Shortly after that photo was taken, an even bigger scorrpion jumped out and knocked poor Peter clean off his KTM, before repeatedly stinging him.......it's a dangerous place!!
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Another bad thing...no matter how smart you look and how well matched you are in your his and hers armoured suits, there's always some ginger twat who seems to lurk to deliberately spoil the photograph...it's outrageous I tell you!!
These people obviously don't take anything seriously!
These people obviously don't take anything seriously!
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Toubab
The supermarkets went on strike as well, and there was nothing tasty to eat anywhere!
I'm pretty sure you're going to have an bad time Paul, the boring roads, the crap scenery, the rough tracks and the lack of any decent facilities.
I hope you won't find it too awful though, and I hope you can forgive me for the hardship and degradation that you'll suffer.
I'm pretty sure you're going to have an bad time Paul, the boring roads, the crap scenery, the rough tracks and the lack of any decent facilities.
I hope you won't find it too awful though, and I hope you can forgive me for the hardship and degradation that you'll suffer.
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It seems rather pointless to say this now that everyone knows how rubbish Morocco really is, but we do have places left on the trailer (or indeed to ride down to Malaga to join us on the start of the trip) in April......I'm afraid you'll have to just put up with the sort of things in these photographs, but heck, life's tough isn't it
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garfield
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16 days before I leave the shores of Blighty.....
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...it'll not be long in coming round......DavidHale
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You lucky, luck sod. You're going to have SUCH a good time...16 days before I leave the shores of Blighty.....
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just pulling the paperwork together for the journey right now, need to sort out bike insurance and travel insurance tomorrow (plus some photocopying to do) and then it's a few odds and sods to buy and start the packing on Friday coming (I want to be better organised than normal....
).....DavidHale
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No, he's not a scatter brain. It's just that he prefers taking folk to places they've never been to than boring shite like where the next hotel is. Sounds daft but it works. 
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just pulling the paperwork together for the journey right now, need to sort out bike insurance and travel insurance tomorrow (plus some photocopying to do) and then it's a few odds and sods to buy and start the packing on Friday coming (I want to be better organised than normal....
Paul...the revised version of the Trip Guide should be up tomorrow with route tips, locations of the hotel, kit essentials etc.
I'll also upload a couple of Garmin files for people to grab with routes and WP's on it.
B
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