Ok I won't say another word.
Over to you Sid
I fear we are wasting our time. You and me both want this event to be a total success but we are up against the total intransigence of Proff. Real shame because it could be an excellent event if held at Betty Cottles. There is nothing negative about wanting this to be a success for all comers.
Betty Cottles would be a single venue site rather than spread across two separate sites. Fact is Proff's house and wobbybox park are a good half mile apart. House is down narrow road which makes it difficult to park more than one car or 4 bikes outside house without blocking road. Stop taking it personally Keith, nobody is being negative about your house just trying to be practical.
Local pub is good, I've no complaints about it as a small (very) village pub and I agree the food is very good. I just feel that Betty Cottles is better and only 5 minutes away. It would also fully cater for all budgets and tastes.
Perhaps as a compromise at least suggest Betty Cottles as an overspill for those who want camping with showers etc, bunkhouse or full B&B facilities.
This is meant as a POSITIVE suggestion to help make event a success.
If you don't agree, then just feck off you old git!
PS probably see you tomorrow some time on my way to Exeter to collect new fork seals for my KTM.

Might even pay you for airhead and collect it.