Gin n Tonic

[boatman]

In the night tae a wee bit DINNER
Gin n tonic

Smoked salmon starter
VERY fine steak n awe the trimings
Bottle of Faustino V
Choccy desert thingie
N noo hiving a wee hoot o single malt

Wonder whit the poor people are daein the nicht

Aw weel efter 31 years merrit tae the same wummin we must be daein somthing richt

 

[Bryn]

Pardon?

 

[digga]

sounds as tho' he's been to Marks n' Sparks for one of those Two Dine for a Tenner treats ...

 

[boatman]

sounds as tho' he's been to Marks n' Sparks for one of those Two Dine for a Tenner treats ...

Faustino v i will have ye know, nae wonder yer hidin behind yon wee wa.
Not often i get permission to lift wine off the top shelf of the local Asda

 

[Bryn]

Will they noo be havin a sale

 

[arcboutant]

In the night tae a wee bit DINNER
Gin n tonic

Smoked salmon starter
VERY fine steak n awe the trimings
Bottle of Faustino V
Choccy desert thingie
N noo hiving a wee hoot o single malt

Wonder whit the poor people are daein the nicht

Aw weel efter 31 years merrit tae the same wummin we must be daein somthing richt

Enjoy .. that man , oops and wummin tae.

 

[boatman]

Thanks Arc

 

[boatman]

Will they noo be havin a sale

There they go again wi the stereotyping

 

[arcboutant]

Thanks Arc

no worries mate...I think she deserves it, jist mind tae get up the morn

 

[Nutty]

I'm having trouble trying to comprehend what you're talking about dear boy.

Can we have a translator please?

 

[Ex-Call Centre Chimp]

There they go again wi the stereotyping

He's right though isn't he?

Faustino V's on offer at our local Associated Dairies for £4.95 a bottle.

 

[boatman]

He's right though isn't he?

Faustino V's on offer at our local Associated Dairies for £4.95 a bottle.

Must be well special coos down your end of the island,. Wish oors put out decent vino n stead o yon milk stuff

 

[boatman]

I'm having trouble trying to comprehend what you're talking about dear boy.

Can we have a translator please?

One can converse in the Queen,s english as and when one is in fact required to do so, However this is the Scottish section and we often like to post pish in the locally spoken lingo

 

[Boxed-in]

In the night tae a wee bit DINNER
Gin n tonic

Smoked salmon starter
VERY fine steak n awe the trimings
Bottle of Faustino V
Choccy desert thingie
N noo hiving a wee hoot o single malt

Wonder whit the poor people are daein the nicht

Aw weel efter 31 years merrit tae the same wummin we must be daein somthing richt

Whit. Nae Buckfast.......