Golf clubs as pillon?

Agreed. Although more of a sport than darts and snooker.

I like to carry my bag on my back...and I play extremely badly. And I like to transport weird things on my bike.
 
I have managed to transport a small outboard motor across the rear end, I dont think the dinghy would fit too though. Is it against club etiquette to use your sidestand on the greens ?

Stewart
 
I notice some for and against golf responses... now I've never drove this myself, but there is a lane just to the north of Buxton that passes through a golf course, or at least something that looks green and flatish.

I've never been one for golf myself, but if that's what they want to do then who am I to lay criticism upon them?
 
Like Tommygun, I walk and carry my clubs when I play golf.

I am amused though that some golfers are characterised as " Lazy lardy arse's."
by members of a biking forum because they use a powered vehicle to transport them around...
 
fill the golf bag with petrol and set fire to it.

the question will never arise again and you'll have far more time for doing real stuff.

:Motomartin
 
Bloody hell.
I have a hard enough time as it is, trying to explain to (non biking) mates that BMW BIKES are totally different to BMW CARS, and then you come along and try to prove the opposite, by being a BMW BIKE owning golfist.....


Oh I give up. :blast :blast :blast
 
Apologies to Tommygun, cos this thread's going a long way from solving his practical luggage problem... anyway.....

I suggest it's more complicated than just BMW bikers on one side and BMW car owners on the other as some of us own and use both.... and play golf.....
 
No harm done. I suspect everyone will be eating their words once I manage to pull it off and soon you'll see an abundance of golf club carrying bikes :D.

I feel a patent brewing.....:green gri
 
The way to successfully transport a set of golf clubs on a GSA

1) Empty clubs out of bag.

2) Open pannier lids.

3) Measure available space in panniers.

4) Find chainsaw.

5) "Adjust" clubs with chainsaw until they will fit in panniers.

6) Close pannier lids.

7) Strap empty bag across top of panniers.

Job done. :thumb2
 
I once rode a mountain bike across a golf course. Legal, on a bridleway. But you wouldn't have thought it as it was a pristine lush green grass.

Got some filthy looks and obnoxious comments from poncy golfers and thought f*** 'em, if they are going to be like that, time for a few skids... Oops.
 
typical golfists, only thing i have trouble with is how to deal with the windmill? never seem to get it right, and why so many golf sticks i only ever use the whacker one or the nudger one.
 
1) Empty clubs out of bag.

2) Open pannier lids.

3) Measure available space in panniers.

4) Find chainsaw.

5) "Adjust" clubs with chainsaw until they will fit in panniers.

6) Close pannier lids.

7) Strap empty bag across top of panniers.

Job done. :thumb2


Now that's just silly....



You'll blunt that chainsaw quicker than you can say "Oh dear, how silly of me". You need either a HACKSAW or better still, an ANGLE GRINDER.

Ps. I have trouble with the windmills too.
 
lookit;

if i can carry (not all at once :rolleyes:)

~ a rocking chair.
~ a chest of drawers.
~ a bag of cement.
~ an 8' length of skirting board.
~ a bag of coal.
and a bottle of gas
on a Bike (the building stuff was on a Honda C50 by the way)

i dont see what the problem is.

we wont mention Mrs Og / gardening tools though :augie :green gri
 
I carried three large binbags of shredded paper to the tip recently (all three together,mind)

No problem! Don't see that carrying golf clubs is a problem, either.

Tommygun - you just carry on, good luck mate!

Phil
 


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