Diplomatic negotiations
Following tension between the State of Oonyackistan and the Duchy of Thunderdome secret talks where arranged and before dawn this morning Thunder the Sultan of Bling headed to the docks to depart on the Imperial barge to meet with HRH Oonyack in an attempt to secure peas in our time.
On board and cosseted in the Royal suite a lite breakfast was served.
The sun rose on a momentous day.
The Imperial barge docked in the neutral port of Cairnryan to be greeted by a welcoming party and HRH Oonyack resplendent in the Imperial Oonyacky blue Aerostich with graphite grey Arai Tour X head covering and offering a 2mg stick of nicotine gum instead of the traditional Marlboro in light of the 2009 smoking ban.
No pictures are available from the Sultanate of Thunder of this stage in negotiations as he had his hands full.
Hands shaken and gum chewed the heads of State traveled to an Italian greasy spoon cafe in Stranraer for a full and frank discussion, coffee and a medium all day breakfast for the Sultan as he'd fallen asleep on the Iperial barge and missed service. HRH Oonyack officiated at the official opening of the Royal wallet with the traditional words * All geet thas!"
It was agreed that as a token of good faith between both States a beloved member of the Imperial and Royal stables should be exchanged and any progeny would give the original owner pick of the litter.
Hands were shaken, fresh nicotine gum chewed and the exchange was made.
HRH Oonyack displayed the traditional Oonyackistan sign of contentment
The Sultan legged it at a rate of knots for the Royal Barge
Peas in our time, the 800 Bling has Beglun and Oonyack's been shafted again!!!

