Yo! GSA TB Crew be loud and proud - new crew on da bloc. U'z no's all dem other winy lit'l bitchz is jus hating. GSA TB is da thing. Ho!
[rough translation: Good morning chaps I've just purchased a BMW R1200GSA in the Triple Black colour schema and I would like to say hello to fellow riders who have also chosen this fine machine. Other, less fortunate, and probably less affluent, riders may scoff, but it's pure jealousy of our superior choice. In motorcycles, as in life, it is choices that make the man. Kind Regards.]
[rough translation: Good morning chaps I've just purchased a BMW R1200GSA in the Triple Black colour schema and I would like to say hello to fellow riders who have also chosen this fine machine. Other, less fortunate, and probably less affluent, riders may scoff, but it's pure jealousy of our superior choice. In motorcycles, as in life, it is choices that make the man. Kind Regards.]
(from a very jealous and scoffing mere mortal 
)