Fifty years - very well done.
In biker terms - half a ton.
Is that his weight - I hear you mock sir?
Making fun of my hero - Jockser.
Although a lad of half his age.
I see him as a noble sage.
A man of incisive cutting wit.
Some would say he's full of ......... (what rhymes with wit)
But I - my great hero will defend.
Against those who cheap offend.
And on this day - the first of May.
I wish him a very special birthday.
A special man - with special needs.
On fish dash days he coast ward speeds.
Half a century and still not out.
A swell guy - of that there is no doubt.
