itchywheels
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I purchased my 04 from new it's only done 47,000 miserable miles !! I could write a massive list but I won't bother. "It's a bag of shit" 



But they had all had major failures before 80k, I would not be bothered if things started going wrong beyond 80k, but several major failures from new to 80k is pretty poor, especially when clutches, gearboxes and drive trains all seem to fail repeatedly.
Not good enough and certainly puts me off another GS (or any other BMW for that matter) there are just more reliable bikes out there.
I know all bikes have issues, but with BMW it tends to be a lot of expensive items, the EWS / FPC issues are not so bad, most people can afford £100 to fix them, gearboxes, final drives and clutches I am guessing are all over £1k at stealer prices.
Unfortunately my '07 model has just had 3 sets of tyres and 4 services..................it's still on its original battery.....................shush.............!
The Airheads get ridden a fair bit though...............and they are reliable too!
The fleet (that's on the road at the moment anyway)
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I manage a commercial glider operation on the Boulder Airport in Boulder Colorado. I also do all of the maintenance and repairs and inspections on all of the company aircraft. Plus, I'm the chief towpilot and am on call to fly the glider towplanes when the other towpilots call in sick, interview, hire and train new towpilots, fire bum towpilots etc.
When I'm not doing that, I fly Cessna 185 and DeHavilland Beaver ski planes out of Talkeetna Alaska, taking climbers to and from the Mount McKinley base camp on the Kahiltna Glacier and also do tourist flights around the mountain and in & out of the Ruth Mountain House location in the Ruth Amphitheater and also do drop offs and pickups at remote hunting sites in the Talkeetna Mountains and remote mine and lodge operations support. I also usually do all or most of the wrenching and inspections on the company aircraft when I'm there too, depending on which company I'm with at the time.
Also, I occasionally fly in the "Iditarod Air Force" during the race, generally carrying film or local news crews out of Anchorage and/or musher supplies, sick dogs, sick mushers or whatever. That is an EXTREME PIA, but it pays damn good!
What do you do when you're not spending time reading what I have to say about these bikes?![]()
Picked up a 2007 R1200GS with 22k on Saturday after many months messing about, should I, shouldn't I etc..................
Rode to work this morning, in the fast lane, fuel light came on with 43 to go showing then 5 seconds later the motor cut, empty.
Clutch in, cross three lanes of rush hour traffic, sorry everybody, wife came out with a fuel can. Had plenty of time to read this forum on my phone while I was sat on the barrier, I'll use the tripmeter from now on and get it sorted at the next service.
Will get a spare EWS and FPC and stick them in the top box and keep an eye on the shaft.
I bought a new R80GS in 1988, a bolt dropped out of the UJ flange on the shaft and locked the back wheel at 4000 miles, got away with it but, I know, I know.....
Bought a new R1100GS in 1992, a gearbox bearing collapsed at 25000, apparently it was a Japanese bearing (oh the irony!) got it rebuilt by Andrew Sexton then some tw*t pushed it down the road in the middle of the night and put a match in the tank, RIP.
I do hope I'm not about to be disappointed by the 1200, but even if I am, the reasons I keep coming back to these bikes are:
1. They seem to fit me quite well, i.e. I feel comfortable on them.
2. They're useful i.e. you can get loads of kit on them, the luggage is brilliantly designed and they can go anywhere (except past a spares counter apparently, har de fecking har).
3. They're fat and ugly and I can identify with that.
4. The absolute clincher is that the single marque service you get when you buy one is second to none. I've been sat in a BMW car showroom in Inverness looking like Stig of the Dump after two weeks camping, been given coffee in a cup and saucer and asked that if 'we get the throttle assembly for your 20 year old R60/6 for tomorrow morning will that be OK Sir?'. Or another time in a BM car dealer's in Taunton, asked by the spares chief whether I wanted the clutch cable for the 'high or low handlebar R60 Sir, we have them both in stock?' That all impressed me and I have a reasonable level of confidence that if the bike disintegrated around me while I was riding it in the middle of nowhere I could put up with the inconvenience while a main dealer somewhere got it sorted. I don't know if they still do it, I haven't looked at my docs yet, but you used to get a book with a list of every dealer in Europe, their address and phone number, and whether they took credit cards or not etc, I liked that (time for an app I think!).
Still, I've commuted and toured over the last 25 years on nothing else and never been let down, I'm sure it will happen soon enough, they're so much more complex now, but then they go and stop so much better.
Have looked elsewhere but every time I sit on another make it just isn't the same, and here I am back again.
I have a Land Rover Discovery as well. That could be described as an unreliable, expensive to run, piece of junk too, but my wife and kids would kill me if I sold it and I love driving it. It's not just a car, it does other stuff too.
If that all makes me a sad feck, then that's what I am.
but you used to get a book with a list of every dealer in Europe, their address and phone number, and whether they took credit cards or not etc, I liked that (time for an app I think!).