Have Yiz any oul Sayins?????????????

[JimmyC]

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"he would skin a flay fer a haypenny"...................................

 

[Aidan1150]

He's that tight that if he found a sticking plaster he'd go an cut himself.

 

[Ogmios]

... So tight; he squeaks when he walks.


Were yiz thinking of anyone in particular here?

 

[Buz]

Not so much a saying but a retort.......

If the devil cast his net.............If the holes in the net were as big as your gob we'd have no problem escaping

 

[JimmyC]

"get off the table Mable...............the two dollars if fer the beer".............................

 

[GerryC]

Too many cooks make light work .....................

Many hands spoil the broth...................

People in glass houses flock together..................

Birds of a feather shouldn't throw stones.......................

 

[Ogmios]

Following a Gerry hat trick + one;


six of a dozen, half of one or the other

we've wandered a bit off the topic aint we?.

 

[DrFarkoff]

"Sure Didn't they break the mould when you were born!"

Meaning one of a Kind a compliment If I am led up the right path!

For a Few on Here as a whole "Il est un Mec Qui rage sur le Mur!"

It sort of translates as "He is a Guy who rages at the wall!" a useless sort of a tactic really

 

[Damien]

"if you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me"!

or

"come inside, your dinner is poured out"

 

[Mandylicious]

"say nothing til ya hear more"

 

[Buz]

No seats left...........

Stick yer thumb up yer arse and sit on yer elbow

 

[Ravenbyrne]

What.... kiss her under the mistletoe



I wouldn't kiss her under a anesthetic

 

[Mandylicious]

Do you remember when you were a kid and anytime you were crying your Mammy would say

" If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry for"


Or maybe it was just my Mammy

 

[Stretchamus]

If you win, say nothing.
If you lose say even less.

Regards Stretch

 

[Deleted User O]

If at first ye don't succeed

Pu yir foreskin ower yir heid

 

[Schtum]

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"he would skin a flay fer a haypenny"...................................

My father on Yorkshiremen - "they'd skin a louse for its tallow..!"

My father on Civil - "tight as a dook's erse and that's watertight..!" (Ok I made up the bit about Civil but whenever I read anything by him it reminds me.)

My mother on my father - "Yer either a' sugar or a' shite..!"

My uncle on life - "Aye...everyday'll be Sunday bye and bye...."

The problem wi' Fifers - "Ye need a lang spoon tae sup wi' a Fifer."

 

[(RIP) Bin Ridin]

"The flies on him are paying rent" !

 

[Cracker]

A favourite of the other half's:

He made it by the skin of his nose...
But it's no skin off his teeth either way.

 

[cherokee]

People in glass houses shouldnt take a bath...............

 

[Cracker]

People in glass houses shouldnt take a bath...............

As they say on facebook...Cracker likes this.