Here comes the sun

Deleted account W · Aug 26, 2007

I managed the gruelling 50 minute journey from Chez Whatton to Ripley on Friday night with relative ease. Pitched the tent and took a picture or two.........<o

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Woody was having his dinner in a bag<o

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Seems he forget his shoes and had to go shopping in Ripley, handy if you want a shell suit or a pair of chavey trainers but not a town you'd expect anything more from...<o

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Att and his wife pitched up.......<o

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Flipfly hung around menicingly.......<o

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Tossers talked Tosserish and fiddled with accessories....<o

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Lolgeof headed for the bar, he later told me he was "over the moon to be part of a biker gang"<o

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In the bar Jamie picked us a winner.......<o

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Ming chatted to his uncle Rob while Att bought everyone in the bar a drink, a generous chap Att...<o

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Outside the King of Oonyackistan was holding court.........<o

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Little did the King know but inside Tuned In had installed himself in the throne provided by the bar owner for the visiting royalty.......<o

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He controlled his anger well when he found out........<o

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People waved and laughed as the night wore on.....<o

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Att decided to rearrange Woody's face.....<o

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Jamie was on Dandelion and Burdock all night, he was saving himself for later........<o

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There was an issue with Tuned In's wig but we found some Bostick and dealt with it before it got out of hand.....<o

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Tuned was over the moon<o

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All of us had a good laugh at the fact Flipfly had been shrunk to half normal size, he sat on <st1:City w:st="on"><st1

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Bakerman wandered in late on. He did a trick with a mouthfull of red wine and a camera. It wasn't pretty.<o

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Saturday dawned early, my lilo was flat and my bladder was full<o

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Lolgeoff was up and about early, he don't get to see grass very often....<o

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I put my coffee on, it took an age to boil. Probably because I'd forgot to put any water in it.<o

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Seeing as coffee was off the menu I made my way to the car park for the off road run.<o

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Jaber took us to Bonsal, where Flipfly relaxed.<o

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Jaber and Rob Farmer posed for a snap...<o

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Bakerman expressed an interest in going to Matlock, so we went and had a pot of tea, we found this GS with a cracking pair of plywood panniers...<o

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Steptoe turned up with dinner, 3 roast chickens and a bacon joint. Tesco's finest.<o

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Later on in the bar we came across Rob Farmer. He was off his tits on Ezz and whiz allegedly...<o

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Steptoe read grace before dinner, which was nice..<o

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Then Mr Testicle turned up, to do the raffle..<o

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The night went on; we danced, sang and cavorted.<o

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I had an early night and got up to survey the fall out, <st1:City w:st="on"><st1

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The last picture I took was of an old fat bloke going for a crap...<o

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Top weekend, too much beer and Peak District green lanes for me, I'm a tired boy.<o

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Thanks Bryn and co

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Deleted account W · Aug 26, 2007

In a musical stylee......

Aidan1150 · Aug 27, 2007

Me likee the musical stylee.

:clap

Looks like I missed a good weekend. :tears

(RIP) Jamie · Aug 27, 2007

Whatton said:
In a musical stylee......

<object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tDbWNWzAxbA"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tDbWNWzAxbA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object>

Is that Blind Dog Harrison singing?

(RIP) Geriatric Germ · Aug 29, 2007

Nice Pics as usual Roger :thumb2

depicts what a great weekend it was. :clap

Thanks to all, especially the gallant few that escorted me Home on Friday night after Proffs Scrumpy jumped up and bit me on the equelibrium :beerjug:

the buggers let go me in the car park :mcgun

Paul G (BHT) · Aug 29, 2007

Geriatric Germ said:
.... especially the gallant few that escorted me Home on Friday night after Proffs Scrumpy jumped up and bit me on the equelibrium the buggers let go me in the car park

Once Jamie and I got you to the car park and pointed you in the right direction we thought you would be safe..... how were we to know that once we released you you would then do a :rob

impression of Zazoom the donkey from Arabian Knights and spin round in circles at increasing speed before hitting the deck and doing a dieing fly act on your back

We thought it best to escort you all the way 'home' after that

Sleepy · Aug 29, 2007

Nice pics (and commentary).. hmm.. wish I'd gone now..

Here comes the sun

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