Hi honey, I’m home….

[G.C.]

If you keep taking a left, eventually you end up back where you started.
3363 miles, have to say the slow ones were the best.
The fast ones were on the Autobahn thingie, these guys are seriously nuts.
Could have done without the force 6 and the mega delay on the ferry getting home.
Glencoe was wet n windy n dark n cold n that was just inside ma Gore-Tex breaks! the cold bit, I made that up.
Away for a shower and a plate o mince n tatties.

 

[H.R.H. Nashskye]

Glad to hear you had a good break and that you got home safe. Was down in the Lochy on Monday with Mum, great dinner as always! One of the locals wrote what looked like the word 'hairy dick' on the back of my van!! When I went out he was horrified the van belonged to a woman and then he went on to explain that it didn't say 'hairy dick' it said harry dick - a bloke he knows in Skye... very odd!! I think he thought with the Isle of Skye W/S logo on the side, his mate in Skye would see his name on the back of my van!!! It's was very surreal and he was horrified that I thought it said hairy dick...a visit to the Lochy is well worth it for the bonkers locals!!

Look forward to the ride report

 

[Blackal]

Ahem! .............. You don't actually say that you cleaned the "hairy dick" off the van

Al

 

[arcboutant]

no - because ................

she didnae

 

[Aidan1150]

I eagerly await the ride report GC.

 

[G.C.]

Hi Tash, glad to hear they looked after you in the pub.
Harry Dick did indeed run a pub in Portree, was it the Pier hotel ?
Some of the locals will know the van and would have thought we were being visited by Hismaj, when does he get home, have they revoked his diplomatic impunity.
Ill get around to doing a wee report, not much to tell really, get up in the morning, ride bike, eat/ drink and read my book at night then get up and do it all again

A taster

 

[Stumpy]

Welcome back Gordon

Stumpy

 

[garfield]

looking forward to the ride report.....

 

[Deleted account rno]

...and read my book at night...

What happens in the end then? Or did you no' get that far?

PS When you do yer report, can you please be brief about yer homeward sailing. You might put me off for next year

 

[Cookson]

Welcome back Gordon.

I don't need to see a ride report, that pic of your bike under the Millau Bridge is enough, I can see you had a great time.

Lucky Barsteward.

 

[Norrie]

Whit i wannea ken is fa cleaned the bike fur the fottie

Welcome hame,look forward to the ride report , some folk missed ye and his Maj , there may even hae been mention o clos'n the Scotland forum as it wis sae quite with yez been awa

Hope ye had a guid holiday


Schultz:

 

[Deleted account rno]

Whit i wannea ken is fa cleaned the bike fur the fottie

Welcome hame,look forward to the ride report , some folk missed ye and his Maj , there may even hae been mention o clos'n the Scotland forum as it wis sae quite with yez been awa

Hope ye had a guid holiday


Schultz:

Norrie, Here's a new Avatar for you

...are you auditioning for 'Allo 'Allo?

 

[Norrie]

Norrie, Here's a new Avatar for you

...are you auditioning for 'Allo 'Allo?

Schultz

 

[floyd]

Welcome back Gordon

 

[G.C.]

Whit i wannea ken is fa cleaned the bike fur the fottie

It’s a special filter I put on the lens, the bike is boggin

 

[Cookson]

Norrie, Here's a new Avatar for you

...are you auditioning for 'Allo 'Allo?

Seems quite apt seeing as GC has just been tae frog land

"The troon carrying the sissage has been bummed by the RAF. There are little pissers all over the track."

Good old Crabtree