How do you get a doctor struck off

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After being under examination I got home and took my boots aff only to discover the doctor put my sock on inside oot:mad:

If he cannae tell whit way a sock goes on how the feck can I trust his prognosis:confused:
 
You knew you'd have to take your socks off......................

But you never asked Tash to come along to make sure you got them on again....................... :blast

It's your fault - not the doctor's :rob

Al :)
 
Uinneag said:
After being under examination I got home and took my boots aff only to discover the doctor put my sock on inside oot:mad:

If he cannae tell whit way a sock goes on how the feck can I trust his prognosis:confused:
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Yer lucky he didnae tell you to "turn yer heid to the right and (fu) cough" :thumb
 
Socktology is a very new science.

To expect your GP to be up to date with all the latest developments in Socktology is a bit much, yer whingeing NHS scrounger.

Go private if it bothers you that much.
 
what were you doing taking your socks off,i heard that you went to see him about a dose of crabs
 
Uinneag said:
After being under examination I got home and took my boots aff only to discover the doctor put my sock on inside oot:mad:

If he cannae tell whit way a sock goes on how the feck can I trust his prognosis:confused:
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Ya silly shirt. U should have gone to Doc wi yer socks on inside out ti start wi.:blast
 
This is exactly the sort of thing we fear the most.I now never replace a sock after an examination ,I say some thing like " right put yourself back together now " Its a bloody minefield ,how do we sleep at night:eek:
 
Uinneag said:
After being under examination I got home and took my boots aff only to discover the doctor put my sock on inside oot:mad:

If he cannae tell whit way a sock goes on how the feck can I trust his prognosis:confused:
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Are you sure the sock isn't the right way round, and your foot's inside out?? :eek: :barf
 
If it was the same sock you were wearing on Sunday morning you should have got a second opinion from the vet!!

But it may have been bad news!
 
Just had another check with the doc.

His story which I believe is with the inside of the sock to the outside it takes the pain from inside and distributes it through the open air.

Clever clever chap:thumb2
 
Uinneag said:
Just had another check with the doc.

His story which I believe is with the inside of the sock to the outside it takes the pain from inside and distributes it through the open air.

Clever clever chap:thumb2
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I think this is the same doctor who told me it was possible to pass through a wall using the principle of osmosis.....beware.
 
Klanky said:
I think this is the same doctor who told me it was possible to pass through a wall using the principle of osmosis.....beware.
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Passed what felt like a brick never mind a wall using the principle of peristalsis once:eek
 
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