How Do You Turn Your Bike Off

Wapping said:
The OP has come in for some (I hope, lighthearted) stick. As he (I am ashamed to say, as it might reflect on the rest of us) lives in London, I’ll gladly invite him along on one of my Wanders, as and when I can restart them. That’s not to take the pee out of him but rather as a ‘Thank you’ for providing us with some excellent entertainment this morning. If, as maybe the case, he’s new to all this biker malarkey or just not sure how UKGSer’s anarchical freestyle approach works, then it’ll be a good opportunity, I hope, for him to see what the forum is really all about.

Richard
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Hang on a bit....he hasn't returned to this yet...and done an Oddjob on you or the rest of us.
Remember...he's quite familiar with London, and might want at your earliest convenience to meet with you and discuss this matter further... :D :augie
 
wow i can not believe someone is asking this question :nenau.have you passed your motorcycle test .
 
Just slowly walk away from the motorcycle untill professional help arrives ! & If your capable or feeling lucky press the SOS button ( if fitted).

Ian
 
Ha Ha Ha This Forum never fails to amuse me and it certainly hasn’t this time around :hapybnce:

There I was lying in bed in the early hours of this morning thinking to myself what could I post that would generate some humorous replies and my oh my haven’t I succeeded :D

In hindsight, maybe I should have post this question six days earlier but then all the intelligent members of this Forum would have sussed it out too quickly lol :yelrotflm

I hope you have all had as much fun reading all the tongue-in-cheek replies as I have :thumb2

Especially, the ones from the regular contributor to this Forum who gives his location as that infamous place in East London that was the site of Rupert Murdoch’s News International’s brand new plant circa 1986.
To you Sir, a special thank you. When the carrot is dangled, like a donkey, you never fail to bite and humour us all :jes:jes:jes

I would definitely like to take up your kind offer of attending one of your ‘Wanders’ as and when they are resumed. I just know your style of humour would keep me entertained all day. On a serious note, I will definitely make sure my Inbox is never full, eagerly awaiting your invitation.

Thanks again to all contributors, your wit and humour is what makes this Forum great :beerjug:
 
I am sooo worried about what I have gotten into here. I clicked on this thread not knowing what to expect, but assumed it was something technical... oh dear oh dear oh dear.
Unfortunately I think I have a problem though, as I almost spat out my beer reading the responses :o
 
BikerMan said:
Ha Ha Ha This Forum never fails to amuse me and it certainly hasn’t this time around :hapybnce:

There I was lying in bed in the early hours of this morning thinking to myself what could I post that would generate some humorous replies and my oh my haven’t I succeeded :D

In hindsight, maybe I should have post this question six days earlier but then all the intelligent members of this Forum would have sussed it out too quickly lol :yelrotflm

I hope you have all had as much fun reading all the tongue-in-cheek replies as I have :thumb2

Especially, the ones from the regular contributor to this Forum who gives his location as that infamous place in East London that was the site of Rupert Murdoch’s News International’s brand new plant circa 1986.
To you Sir, a special thank you. When the carrot is dangled, like a donkey, you never fail to bite and humour us all :jes:jes:jes

I would definitely like to take up your kind offer of attending one of your ‘Wanders’ as and when they are resumed. I just know your style of humour would keep me entertained all day. On a serious note, I will definitely make sure my Inbox is never full, eagerly awaiting your invitation.

Thanks again to all contributors, your wit and humour is what makes this Forum great :beerjug:
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Nice try at an attempted face save:rolleyes: Not sure that anyone will buy it.
Alan R
 
BikerMan said:
Ha Ha Ha This Forum never fails to amuse me and it certainly hasn’t this time around :hapybnce:

There I was lying in bed in the early hours of this morning thinking to myself what could I post that would generate some humorous replies and my oh my haven’t I succeeded :D

In hindsight, maybe I should have post this question six days earlier but then all the intelligent members of this Forum would have sussed it out too quickly lol :yelrotflm

I hope you have all had as much fun reading all the tongue-in-cheek replies as I have :thumb2

Especially, the ones from the regular contributor to this Forum who gives his location as that infamous place in East London that was the site of Rupert Murdoch’s News International’s brand new plant circa 1986.
To you Sir, a special thank you. When the carrot is dangled, like a donkey, you never fail to bite and humour us all :jes:jes:jes

I would definitely like to take up your kind offer of attending one of your ‘Wanders’ as and when they are resumed. I just know your style of humour would keep me entertained all day. On a serious note, I will definitely make sure my Inbox is never full, eagerly awaiting your invitation.

Thanks again to all contributors, your wit and humour is what makes this Forum great :beerjug:
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Nope, that’s a fail.
 
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