HRH v Schtum

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I tried to post on it but it's been closed :blast

Anyhoo, instead of fa'in' oot aboot trivial shite, think aboot things that are more important:

did you know that you can get AIDS fae a kilt hire?

See? you'se ken fuck all and are worryin' aboot shite that wulnae kill you...


..a hired kilt? That could kill you!

Get yer priorities right :rob

STOP AIDS: BUY YER ANE KILT
 
Spend a fortune on Rum an tequila:jager and try an liven the place up and it gets closed ffs

Gratitude for ye:D

As for getting Aids aff a kilt thats only if ye wear it with the pleats tae the front and sit doon:ymca
 
H.R.H. OONYACK said:
As for getting Aids aff a kilt thats only if ye wear it with the pleats tae the front and sit doon:ymca
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Thanks. I'll let my MIL know that her info was correct :thumb2

Another gem from her was being informed (after she'd watched a bit of AC/DC on the box and then listened to XTC on the hifi) that "XTC? They're an ACD tribute band..." :blast

If Christine ever shows signs as worrying as these, I think I'll start on a new patio :augie
 
you can get AIDS fae a kilt hire?


very true and gid advice ,,,ma wife has never sat own a public pan since a got crabs aff wan an geed them tay her,,,she now knows an itchyfanny isnay a Japanese motorbike
 
rockchunk said:
you can get AIDS fae a kilt hire?


very true and gid advice ,,,ma wife has never sat own a public pan since a got crabs aff wan an geed them tay her,,,she now knows an itchyfanny isnay a Japanese motorbike
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:jes post of the fuckin year:hapybnce::jes:clap:clap:clap
 
Rub pubic area wi Broon sugar and treacle rots ther teeth an stops them biting:thumb2
 
Sky

happy New year

Can any one recommend a good B & B on Sky ?


thanks
 
Schtums always beating up on somebody, he tried it with me, but I just ignored him as it wasn`t even funny and he is a very easy target, I suppose because he has to make himself feel better by acting superior the whole time he has his own issues that need addressing:comfort:comfort
Bless.
 
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