I blame Ewan

[Deleted account 211025001]

An old girlfriend of mine always used to take an empty coffee jar with us when we went camping so she didn't have to leave the tent in the night - never spilt a drop, I was impressed!

Sorry...............probably too much information.......................

Andres

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

probably too much information

oh - i don't know... ?

 

[North]

Dear North - does that 'GS & sleeping with women half your age' work for you? I've tried the whole package - 1200 (red), Rallye II suit GS1 Boots, GS1 gloves, System 5 Helmet, BLOC shades, let my beard grow just enough to look as if I was in the desert yesterday, driven thru 2 muddy puddles and left the dirt on but when I pull up in the supermarket car park, loose the helmet and light up a Marlboro women cross the road to avoid me - where am I going wrong?

Puzzled of Letcombe.

Well to help out a fellow Tosser, I will tell all. First you have to have the walk, you walk like you own the world. :illbe Then, you have to have that devilish sparkle in your eye. And last and most important, you offer them money. It works every time.

Once in while I do get slapped in the face. :blckeye I just look at that as a little free S&M.

Oh and women do not like men who smoke, they like men who chew tobacco.

I am always glad to help out. Being on my fourth wife now. I fancy myself as something of an expert on young women.

North

 

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... Another interesting thing is that within about 15 posts you automatically go into self destruction. Fighting and insulting each other like wild pack animals.....

careful your post count is incrementing

you would not want to "go into self destruction. Fighting and insulting"

 

[OriginalGSer]

Warthog,.. . Top post. take no notice of me. I'm the bloke in the pub who tells people how rude it is to eat whilst I'm smoking.
What an entrance though. Must admit myself that this reverse phsychology bit works. Think outside the box every now and then, turn things upside down, rattle a cage and see what happens, all part of the rich tapestry eh? Now, where's that dictionary of mine...

 

[Warthog]

Warthog,.. . Top post. take no notice of me. I'm the bloke in the pub who tells people how rude it is to eat whilst I'm smoking.
What an entrance though. Must admit myself that this reverse phsychology bit works. Think outside the box every now and then, turn things upside down, rattle a cage and see what happens, all part of the rich tapestry eh? Now, where's that dictionary of mine...

Cheers,

But, please put me out of my misery: was I right about the airhead? The suspense is killing me...

 

[Dahoum]

What an entrance though.

Really? you think so?

take no notice of me.

last count of membership = 4618. Most of us did

 

[dave b]

Look at my face.....Am i BOVVERED !!!

 

[(RIP) Kaister]

I'm the bloke in the pub who tells people how rude it is to eat whilst I'm smoking.

..and i'm the bloke who tells you what a you are....

but i'm sure we'll all laugh it off, ho ho..

what a jolly jape - nearly had me going then, eh ? tsk..

...and are you pleased with your bike ?


or does it smart with it wedged in your mouth ?

 

[Jim-Adv]

Warthog,.. . Top post. take no notice of me. I'm the bloke in the pub who tells people how rude it is to eat whilst I'm smoking.
What an entrance though. Must admit myself that this reverse phsychology bit works. Think outside the box every now and then, turn things upside down, rattle a cage and see what happens, all part of the rich tapestry eh? Now, where's that dictionary of mine...

Yeah nice one

 

[shugie]

I'm the bloke in the pub who tells people how rude it is to eat whilst I'm smoking.

No, I'm spartacus!

 

[Gecko]

Please don't feed the troll

They fed the troll....aperitif, starter, main course, desert and coffee :cockeye

 

[Engineer]

Warthog,.. . Top post. take no notice of me. I'm the bloke in the pub who tells people how rude it is to eat whilst I'm smoking.
What an entrance though. Must admit myself that this reverse phsychology bit works. Think outside the box every now and then, turn things upside down, rattle a cage and see what happens, all part of the rich tapestry eh? Now, where's that dictionary of mine...

This is the pathology of low self-esteem.

 

[Steve]

They fed the troll....aperitif, starter, main course, desert and coffee :cockeye

...and now they're on the after-dinner mints!!

 

[nadeem]

Well to help out a fellow Tosser, I will tell all.
North

Dontcha need a big gun too???

 

[Tricky]

What an entrance though. Must admit myself that this reverse phsychology bit works. Think outside the box every now and then, turn things upside down, rattle a cage and see what happens, all part of the rich tapestry eh? Now, where's that dictionary of mine...

You think so... you see I know who you are and it was only a matter of time before you popped up again to vouchsafe your cretinous insights - while anonymously and acrimoniously begging the members of this forum for the love you've never recieved.

"Mummy there's a monster under the bed". "But ******, your 46." Irksome "special child" persona can really put you off some people...

Another interesting thing is that within about 15 posts you automatically go into self destruction. Fighting and insulting each other like wild pack animals.....

Hehe... "let's laugh at the common people"

... a coup that's way, way too pleased with its little self











damn... will I be able to return my HG 'journey' two peice back to the shop this weekend without anyone noticing......

 

[nadeem]

Come on Tricky - Name & shame...don't let the fecker hide...

 

[Tricky]

Come on Tricky - Name & shame...don't let the fecker hide...

I'll give Original ( ) GSer time - so he can be man enough to do it for himself...

 

[nadeem]

I'll give Original ( ) GSer time - so he can be man enough to do it for himself...

Sounds too wimpy to be man enough to do it...

 

[fatone]

As an unbiased observer (me, that is) I think Ogser has made some interesting (and dare I say, amusing) points but more fascinating are the responses. Some of you guys really need to lighten up. Having an interest in something is great but when it becomes an obsession……..
Anyway back to the subject. Went into a BMW dealer yesterday with the idea of trading in my wife’s MX5 for a GS. No other customers there at all, but three employees – one at the counter (he disappeared as I entered) and two others at desks. Hung around for 5 minutes but no keen, sharp-suited salesman was interested, so I left. Is it because I was driving an MX5 instead of a Subaru Forester or that this is France?