I declare East Angular a province of Uinneagistavia

[Uinneag]

You have been taken over and we will post whenever and however we like.

You will all don stripey jim jams and declare allegiance to the Crown

 

[wully]

Ah'v goat hauf a crown, will that dae?

 

[Uinneag]

Ah'v goat hauf a crown, will that dae?

Aye you can hae Cambridge

 

[Marjorie Proops]

About as successful as 1745 when you managed to make it as far as Derby before turning back then

" I've conquered East Anglia"

 

[Uinneag]

Would you have stayed we're bored already

 

[AberdeenAngus]

run awa, the varmers ah comin.

carn read, carn rite, but ay caan lift evvy weights an ah caan drave trattor.

 

[wully]

run awa, the varmers ah comin.

carn read, carn rite, but ay caan lift evvy weights an ah caan drave trattor.

Fit wi' widd ye be deein that then? The parks doon there is awfae smaa.

 

[Bigyin]

Do keep up 007, some of us have been here for 20 years on a "deep cover" infiltration onyack

 

[AberdeenAngus]

Heh heh, for my sins I used to live in Bacton. Fine place. Excellent dope I seem to recall.

 

[Dahoum]

Aye you can hae Cambridge

You'll have to speak in an intelligible language if you're going to get far in the invasion stakes matey

 

[Den]

Ave no goat a scooby whits gawn on . Whie ir wi doon roonaboot the soothwest ataw. Its awe flet thare in thurs nae guid bits tae dawner aboot own yer bike.
His oor neeb fae Skye taen a burler ur summit? Hees dawdin aboot in awe areas o this site burlin 'is big stick aroond hopin tae steer-up the natives wi sweery wurds in inflamittry statements.
Iz gawna git imsel in deepdoodoo in git imseel flung aff if i disne caw canny.... an whoar awie goany be then? Awe quiet a tell ye. Bit thare again ... yi dinna ken di yi, sum ither bampot micht come alang an tak oor is croon.
Aahl jist hing aboot in see what transpires.

 

[Trevtuck]

I have had a quick check outside and apart from a strong wind.I spy no invaders.

 

[Sir James]

I have had a quick check outside and apart from a strong wind.I spy no invaders.

Thats because he's in disguise ............

 

[Fanum]

You'll all stick out like John Holmes naked in a nunnery.....for a start, none of you have a beard worn with no moustache, and people in East Anglia all wear dungarees or smocks, not skirts and sporrans.

You might be able to help yourselves fit in better if you buy some of these though

 

[Noddy made me]

I wouldnt worry about the invaders when i checked last night they were all in bed by 12.30

 

[wully]

people in East Anglia all wear dungarees or smocks, not skirts and sporrans.

" Haw Johnny, where d'ye waant the artillery? "

 

[Mr K]

We'll be waiting at the NE Customs to check yer loot and pillaging allowance.

...Oh and there'll be the vignette for annexing...

..and don't be thinking of going "hame" via Cumbria, because we stole that earlier....

 

[Greg Masters]

I declare East Angular a province of Uinneagistavia

You can have it.

(Don't forget your banjo when you visit).

Greg

 

[Uinneag]

" Haw Johnny, where d'ye waant the artillery? "

Aim it at East Midlands it's a soft target but we may get a shot roon Donington

 

[mr badger]

All in all Johnny, you're welcome. We've got a population density that makes Skye look crowded and a level of energy that means that Temezepam is a stimulant.

We do have our own whisky disatillery now though.

In any case, let me know when you're making tha royal progress and I'll turn out as escort. I'll probably be alone.

BTW - Norfolk overalls are invariably blue with a brown leather belt work over the top.