I declare East Angular a province of Uinneagistavia

[Bigyin]

We do have our own whisky disatillery now though.

They might have something drinkable in about 8 and a half years

In any case, let me know when you're making tha royal progress and I'll turn out as escort. I'll probably be alone.

Bit busy at the moment but looking to get out on some rides

 

[Gossy]

Don't worry about the chill in the air

You have been taken over and we will post whenever and however we like.

You will all don stripey jim jams and declare allegiance to the Crown

.....

 

[Womble]

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

A: Sheep can hear zippers a mile away onyack

 

[Womble]

All in all Johnny, you're welcome. We've got a population density that makes Skye look crowded and a level of energy that means that Temezepam is a stimulant.

Narfolk colloquial has 20 terms that mean the same as the Spanish "manana", but none of them convey quite the same sense of urgency.

 

[good'oleboy]

You have been taken over and we will post whenever and however we like.

You will all don stripey jim jams and declare allegiance to the Crown

Just seen this rather late. A small matter you lovely lads over the wall ought to remember. when old henry V111 was lurking about in france you lot took anvantage of the fact and thought you would have ole England for yours.... but ... Ole Henry's missus Catherine of Aragon thought stuff them tartan tammies I'll get me bonce lopped off if HRH find out. She dispatched the Lads north, You boys sadly lost a king and 10,000 men. Don't tempt fate lads...

 

[argee]

lol at Bigyin - "deep cover"? is that the same as hiding in the pub?

As for the rest of it, have we been invaded by Irvine Welsh then?

"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a f*cking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.

Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f*cking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing f*cking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*cked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future. Choose life.

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else." :jeiger

Or a GS....

What was the question...?

Oh yeah, let me know when you wanna go play Bigyin....