I got lost last night

[Uinneag]

Got up in the middle of the night burstin fur a pish.

Could I find my way out the bedroom that I have slept in for the past 15yrs

"Tash Tash pit the light on"

"Why"

"I'm lost"

Sobriety is a hell of a thing

 

[wully]

Could I find my way out the bedroom that I have slept in for the past 15yrs

15 years? Ya lazy cu nt, 8 hours a night is plenty

 

[MacFarlane]

A senior moment then?

 

[Hustler]

Probably worth checking that the inside of the wardrobe is still dry and sweet smelling ?

 

[bhud]

If you canna get to the toilet how will you make it to the Gambia!!!!

 

[Deleted account rno]

Is this you gettin yer defence in place for when some nubile young Euro tourists book in tae yer BnB and they fund you standing at the fit o' their beds bollock naked in the middle o' the night?

"Honestly officer, I dinnae know my way aboot my ane hoose when I'm half asleep. Ask Tash..."

 

[KMD]

Probably worth checking that the inside of the wardrobe is still dry and sweet smelling ?

Similar thought crossed my mind

 

[raboomdea]

Got up in the middle of the night burstin fur a pish.

Could I find my way out the bedroom that I have slept in for the past 15yrs

"Tash Tash pit the light on"

"Why"

"I'm lost"

Sobriety is a hell of a thing

So Sober and waking up in the middle of the night for a pee....Time for Tena Man...

 

[MacFarlane]

So Sober and waking up in the middle of the night for a pee....Time for Tena Man...

Or a dicky prostate

 

[robmack]

Zat you showin aff ya cant, jist cause yae've goat 5 bed rooms.
FANNY

 

[raboomdea]

Or a dicky prostate

Now remind me...how does the Dr check that!!!!!!

 

[Uinneag]

Now remind me...how does the Dr check that!!!!!!

Well pit it this way I could always check tae see if you huv wan

 

[Uinneag]

Zat you showin aff ya cant, jist cause yae've goat 5 bed rooms.
FANNY

Sayin fuk aw tae I sack ye on thursday

Especially if I need ye back

 

[raboomdea]

Well pit it this way I could always check tae see if you huv wan

Oo-er missus......i really don't think i like the sound of that!!!

 

[Deleted account rno]

Oo-er missus......i really don't think i like the sound of that!!!

Phone the polis

 

[raboomdea]

Phone the polis

Funny you should say that...