I liked Jockser when

[Mandylicious]

he was a cigarette smoker. Since he gave up he has become an abonminal bore We are in his house tonight and he is obnoxious and boorish. I want to go home but HWMBO won,t leave because he is watching the NFL play-offs. What will I do ?
A drink more wine

B start walking

 

[Jockser]

I liked Jockser when he was a cigarette smoker.

Not that's the best incentive I've had to stay off them

What will I do ?

c stop yer yappin'

 

[DrFarkoff]

c stop yer yappin'

Damn Son That's Fightin Talk Is She bigger than you or can she run faster UYa better start runnin Now if She Is

BUT With you Oxygen rich lungs now appreciating their capabilities You're sure to make a quick getaway

How's That for an incentive to stay off them???

 

[Mandylicious]

Not that's the best incentive I've had to stay off them



c stop yer yappin'

feck off

 

[Jaq]

d/ Take the car keys and a bottle of his best wine (to have when you get home)

 

[Mandylicious]

d/ Take the car keys and a bottle of his best wine (to have when you get home)

can,t already over the limit

 

[Jaq]

e/ Ring for a taxi, charge the bill to Aidan, take a bottle of best wine home...

 

[Mandylicious]

e/ Ring for a taxi, charge the bill to Aidan, take a bottle of best wine home...

I like it

 

[the civil one]

What will I do ?
A drink more wine
B start walking

Thats a brave oul walk Mandispandis , just you think how many
bad boys ye woul have tey encounter , and maybe even
"Over the counter !" on the way Back tey Bandit Country .

I have a bus , and a right chancy boy drivin it , sittin in Jacksville
Im near sure he would give ye a Lift ! .

 

[Jockser]

feck off

Don't forget you'll want to at SOME stage tonight

e/ Ring for a taxi, charge the bill to Aidan

Yep, I can really see that working

take a bottle of best wine ..

She's followed that piece of advice alright

 

[Deleted account W]

A drink and whine

B start ****ing

A bit extreme