I only went in for a coffee

[WEE BOAB]

Oh well, maybe I should have gone to McDonalds instead of the HD shop but anyway, I had some time to spare this afternoon so I dropped in to grab a free coffee and an hour later, For Fuck Sake, I've only gone and bought a new Fatboy.....

I had no intention of buying another bike but apparently you die if you do and you die if you don't, so if that's correct then I'm as well buying a Fatboy and dying happy, I'm told it wont matter a fuck in a hundred years anyway so it gets delivered on Friday, happy days..........

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Oh well, maybe I should have gone to McDonalds instead of the HD shop but anyway, I had some time to spare this afternoon so I dropped in to grab a free coffee and an hour later, For Fuck Sake, I've only gone and bought a new Fatboy.....

I had no intention of buying another bike but apparently you die if you do and you die if you don't, so if that's correct then I'm as well buying a Fatboy and dying happy, I'm told it wont matter a fuck in a hundred years anyway so it gets delivered on Friday, happy days..........

You seem happy, but you do know it is only a bike don`t you.
Having it delivered means that you are a pussy, so that it is a bit dodgy in biker terms.

Happy bike day if it means anything to you, personally, it has never meant a thing to me.....It is just a fucking bike.

The fact that you are having it delivered has made me a bit pissed off to be honest, not really a good thing, so fuck you for all the reasons only I would really understand.....Delivered FFS, you fucking new bike wankers rip the piss these days, infact the more I think about it........Just where do you live.....Mongolia?????

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

And you only went in for a coffee, well fuck you double, that is really taking the piss, you are just a fucking "look at me I have a HD wanker".......What a complete and utter fucking wankstain you turned out to be.

Tell me you are not one of those fucking hipster/loaded/I want a fucking HD wankers, only that is how you are coming across right now.....Twat.

 

[farmhand]

Nice response att, cheered me up no end not sure about WEE BOAB though

 

[patzx12]

Oh well, maybe I should have gone to McDonalds instead of the HD shop but anyway, I had some time to spare this afternoon so I dropped in to grab a free coffee and an hour later, For Fuck Sake, I've only gone and bought a new Fatboy.....

I had no intention of buying another bike but apparently you die if you do and you die if you don't, so if that's correct then I'm as well buying a Fatboy and dying happy, I'm told it wont matter a fuck in a hundred years anyway so it gets delivered on Friday, happy days..........

That's the way to buy a motorcycle. From the Heart.

 

[brut33]

Att doesn't like HD dealerships and all who frequent them. It's a fact.


Enjoy the bike

 

[Tricky]

Oh well, maybe I should have gone to McDonalds instead of the HD shop but anyway,

I normally go to both quite frequently. You can never have too much of a good thing.

Congratulations on the new Fatboy. If you read between the lines att maybe acting the precocious puritanical pixie he is, while secretly being pleased for you as well, cos he has a Fatboy too.

 

[Micky]

Att doesn't like HD dealerships and all who frequent them. It's a fact.


Enjoy the bike

att doesn't even like himself

Good one Wee Boab

 

[ShakeyGS]

Was the coffee OK or did you pay extra for a decent cup to put it in and a spoon that didn't melt when you used it?

 

[Rushy]

Att at his abusive best....he is right about the having it delivered thing though

Enjoy your new toy

 

[Deleted account 211025001]

Oh well, maybe I should have gone to McDonalds instead of the HD shop but anyway, I had some time to spare this afternoon so I dropped in to grab a free coffee and an hour later, For Fuck Sake, I've only gone and bought a new Fatboy.....

I had no intention of buying another bike but apparently you die if you do and you die if you don't, so if that's correct then I'm as well buying a Fatboy and dying happy, I'm told it wont matter a fuck in a hundred years anyway so it gets delivered on Friday, happy days..........

Please don't mention McDonalds in here.

I normally go to both quite frequently. You can never have too much of a good thing.

Congratulations on the new Fatboy. If you read between the lines att maybe acting the precocious puritanical pixie he is, while secretly being pleased for you as well, cos he has a Fatboy too.

Typical response from a corporate, wank, Merkin dumbed down shit McDonalds lover......

Andres

 

[WEE BOAB]

Brilliant Att that brought a smile to my face on a damp dark Sunday morning, but you really are a complete prick of a man and you really should as we say in Glasgow, Go And Throw Shite At Yourself

on the other hand though, the very nice man from the HD shop is taking two of my bikes in part ex for the FB so he'll deliver the hog and collect them at the same time, it seemed a good plan to me TBH.....

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Well, I enjoyed that.
Thanks.

 

[twizzle]

I normally go to both quite frequently. You can never have too much of a good thing.

Congratulations on the new Fatboy. If you read between the lines att maybe acting the precocious puritanical pixie he is, while secretly being pleased for you as well, cos he has a Fatboy too.

It's a Softail Heritage numb nuts... Not a fat boy... FFs get your mates bikes right....

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

"........... the hog ..

Hog? Oh my......

 

[Tricky]

Please don't mention McDonalds in here.
Typical response from a corporate, wank, Merkin dumbed down shit McDonalds lover......

Andres

America.

The home of the folks that make the finest hamburgers and motorcycles in the world. Are you saying that probably 2/3rds of the learned gentlemen in here that own examples of their iron are numb brained nincompooped fucksticks?












You have a point if you do.

 

[Deleted account 240901001]

Fuck off...

 

[Clifton]

Congratulations on the new ride wee bob! What were the bikes you traded in?

 

[Dozer]

Nice, was it the Fat Boy S, with the stage 1 and wide rear end?

 

[Deleted account 230523001]

Nice, was it the Fat Boy S, with the stage 1 and wide rear end?

You boys will be needing a wide rear end then?


You have no idea how these designers take the piss from you do you?
As I would And why the fuck not