I'll never live this down...

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We had a wee social swallie at oor hoose yesterday. Five o' clock kick off. Someone brought along a bit of "home grown".

My, how we all laughed when one of my mates went from this...

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to this by 7.30 p.m.

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We had a few shots of schnapps, Black Zambucca and Goldslager as well as a good few :spl1f: :spl1f: :spl1f: but being a sensible chap, I treated the "home grown" stuff with a bit of respect. Later on I the evening, I took a smoke from what I thought was the normal stuff and soon realised that I was having great difficulty communicating....then walking...:blast I'd smoked most of a grass joint. I'm not used to this. My body and brain were confirming this by the minute.

I went into the loo and threw cold water over my coupon. Then I had a "whitey". FFS I've never whitied in my life. What a horrible feeling. :(

Then Christine came looking for me and I begged her to help me up to my bed.

I was hoping to hae a wee lie down and then get up again and rejoin the festivities. I then woke up this morning. It seemed like a bad dream but it wasn't.

I'd been bedded by midnight leaving everyone else (including Kev who'd regained his senses) laughing at my plight.

May this photo be a warning to you all...

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What a a feckin' disgrace I am :o :o :o
 
A "Whitey" is a dope induced feeling of extreme nausea and dizziness coupled by sweat pishin oot every pore in your body and a complete inability to function on even the most base levels. That's what mine was like anyway...
 
Good description Ronno, just left out the bit where it seems like you've borrowed someone elses legs and then everything goes white:augie snowblindness:o:o
 
Proff said:
Good description Ronno, just left out the bit where it seems like you've borrowed someone elses legs and then everything goes white:augie snowblindness:o:o
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Been meaning to say it Prof.. 'Nice Pussy':thumb2
 
's your mate trying to grow a beard or just acting the goat!!'

NAH!!!, he's about to sink his teeth into the jugular! :eek:

serves ye' richt young man - thocht ye'd learned fra':augie:rob last July
 
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One of my favourite scenes from one of my favourite movies...

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I've got that film on DVD with all the out takes !!

UP IN SMOKE !!!

It's absolutely hilarious stoned :spl1f:or straight :augie

anyone want a copy ?????:blast
 
Good show! :D
I remember smoking a spliff passed to me at a do several years ago. What I didn't realise at the time was the spliff was constructed thusly: Warm up the resin and instead of sprinkling it, roll it into a long, thin sausage the length of the papers. Then add weed. No tobacco. :eek:
I went instantly straight through the whitey stage and out the other side to paralysed. I thought my heart was going to explode. Took at least half an hour before I could even utter how monumentally stoned I was.
 
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