I'm Going To Change The Name Of My Chip Shop To Batter Royal ..

[Sir James]

So her Nann came from Shinney Row and Geordie Boy wants to change the name of his chip shop , apparently it will be good for tourism in Newcastle .....

Well done Tyne Tees or what ever your known as these days .....

I'm pleased its only regional .... FFS

 

[Mort]

Yeah, that's great Jim, have you taken your medication?

 

[Beetle2112]

Are these my feet?

 

[Sir James]

Are these my feet?

No , mine had snow on them last time i looked ......

Bat A Royal .... .......

 

[duckspeed]

I can only asssume that this lot is loosing something in the translation

 

[Sir James]

I can only asssume that this lot is loosing something in the translation

Reading back over it i'm confused to ....

I was in Newcastle ...
Kate Middleton was in Newcastle ...
I thought it was the singer ...
Apparently not ......
She said hello , as you do .....
Press spoke to local retard ....
He's going to change the name of his Chippy to Royal Batter or Batter Royaaaaal , due to her Nann being from Shiney Row ( Where they invented the light bulb ) ...
They televised interview on TV News .....
Yes she did have her top on .....

I'll post more when it all comes back .................

 

[mark-a]

Royal batter

I don't think I'd go to a chip shop called Royal Batter

Isn't that word used for something less savoury, pun intended

 

[(RIP) petcul]

Reading back over it i'm confused to ....

I was in Newcastle ...
Kate Middleton was in Newcastle ...
I thought it was the singer ...
Apparently not ......
She said hello , as you do .....
Press spoke to local retard ....
He's going to change the name of his Chippy to Royal Batter or Batter Royaaaaal , due to her Nann being from Shiney Row ( Where they invented the light bulb ) ...
They televised interview on TV News .....
Yes she did have her top on .....

I'll post more when it all comes back .................

I'm still confused. Does she come from Middleton in Teesdale, a fine village?

 

[Sir James]

I'm still confused. Does she come from Middleton in Teesdale, a fine village?

No , Reading . The Queen Mum came from Barnard Castle ( Bowes Lyon ) ..

 

[Sir James]

I don't think I'd go to a chip shop called Royal Batter

Isn't that word used for something less savoury, pun intended

Thats put me of my tea .............

 

[Fanum]

Thats put me of my tea .............

But it does make the batter really nice and crispy

 

[Sir James]

But it does make the batter really nice and crispy

Saves on salting it too .....