IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

[g.s.john]

can i wear my hi viz without anyone throwing a strop,and another thing i will have my lights on inbetween propping various bars up in the evening.......so there

 

[aspad]

I will be wearing the 'house of lords' outfit.
Gas mask, 3/4 lenth tight rubber suit with built in dildo and optional vacuum cleaner.
See you all there chaps

 

[Beetle2112]

can i wear my hi viz without anyone throwing a strop,and another thing i will have my lights on inbetween propping various bars up in the evening.......so there

RIGHT............. THATS IT I'M NOT COMING !!!!!!


Mort Didn't you use to wear Speedos in the Paddling Pool at Scotchy Baths.......

I seem to remember all the Furore when the first 'S' fell off them....

 

[Uinneag]

If weather proves to be inclement an open top tour bus will be supplied for the ride out.

There may be a flaw in this plan but I've yet to find it

 

[Deleted account W]

If weather proves to be inclement an open top tour bus will be supplied for the ride out.

There may be a flaw in this plan but I've yet to find it

Bagsy top deck back seat with the cool kids

 

[Beetle2112]

If weather proves to be inclement an open top tour bus will be supplied for the ride out.

There may be a flaw in this plan but I've yet to find it

I can imagine the amount of planning and thought that went into that idea, It's perfect, what could possibly go wrong ?

 

[Deleted account rno]

If weather proves to be inclement an open top tour bus will be supplied for the ride out.

There may be a flaw in this plan but I've yet to find it

Make sure the driver isnae Italian cos Tarka's Rules apply here:

No Daygos

 

[Klanky]

Make sure the driver isnae Italian cos Tarka's Rules apply here:

No Daygos

And tell the bus driver to turn his fookin' headlights off!

 

[Beetle2112]

Bagsy top deck back seat with the cool kids

Can I sit next to the Driver please ?
I like distracting them when the bus is in motion.

 

[Deleted account W]

Is there truth in the rumour that Tash and Christine have committed to recreating this kind of service for us?

I think it would go down a treat

 

[Klanky]

Oh...deary me.

Ohhhh....dearydeary me.

Ohhhhhhh....dearydearydeary me.

Ohhhhhhhhh..........

 

[Steve B]

Full length fur coat, flippers, WW1 flying helmet, boxing gloves and a belt with a bird cage, cheese grater, and a fire lighter.

Can I have a picture?
Out of respect to you I don't want my outfit to clash with yours

 

[Deleted account rno]

Is there truth in the rumour that Tash and Christine have committed to recreating this kind of service for us?

I think it would go down a treat

That'll be right That's a fecking liberty Kev.














Have you seen the end result when Christine washes my bike? She always leaves a bit...

 

[always 100]

Think I'll just stick with the usual Ullapool attire....that'll be midge bites, they'll be red and blotchy, and I'll be stinking of Skin so Soft and tiger balm.

 

[Arsey]

Stop Press

Oonyack captured on cam trialling Clans night time attire

 

[wully]

He seems to have lost a few pounds..

 

[Deleted account rno]

Oonyack captured on cam trialling Clans night time attire

That's no' HRH, that's Thunder before he started on the Slimfast...

 

[itchywheels]

Don't even know if I can go yet, but would this be appropriate attire ?

 

[Uinneag]

Immac or you related to Duncan Goodhew

 

[Deleted account W]

Don't even know if I can go yet, but would this be appropriate attire ?

I think you've just made Garfields day