ita a bit quiet in here at the moment

Pingu said:
Yup that's it...dim as a Toc-H lamps....us. We have to rely on our simple minds to control simple machines....we have no understanding of "Traction Control", "Electronic Suspension Settings" or "Modes"....instead we must learn to control these things with mere co-ordination, mechanical understanding and experience alone...we cannot take part in discussions of these modern phenomena which you modern motorcyclists must grasp, preferring to keep our ramblings to such basics as suspension geometry, compression ratios…and whether .004” run-out on the pinion shaft is too much for the oil pump……if only we had the intellect to worry about “which button do I press if it rains?” or “can I leave my new bike outside?”, but no…we are condemned to a humble life with spanners and tools to fettle our rides….
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Steptoe said:
I wish you wouldn't quote the conceited little cunt as he's on my ignore list.
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Whilst completely different in their style – both are fine and accurate answers! :D
 
Steptoe said:
I wish you wouldn't quote the conceited little cunt as he's on my ignore list.
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I like this reply best. :thumb2

Swapping having to read Schtum's posts for those of jackass dave is like exchanging your geography teacher for the janitor.

But I know who is the most fun and it isn't that irritating Scottish midget. :D:D:D
 
I think stchum is good value.
I only have to look at where he is and what he is like when I am feeling a little down and I immediately feel better about myself:thumb2
Imagine having to be him, the poor fucker has to live with himself every day of the week, whereas I can just take a peek at him now and again:D:beerjug:
 
why is the sportster so vilified , i took a 1200 out for a spin a few years back and thought it was good fun in its own way:):hide

or does it just hark back to the whole willy waving sheit :rob




did look like a Gorilla on a monkeybike though:D:D:D
 
Just followed a 48 out of Pompey, cool as a penguins anus.....:thumb2

If I wasn't a freak I'd have one in a jiffy......
 
Mutley said:
Sportsters are great, so long a you embrace the Sportster ethos (minimal, lean) :cool:
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minimal, lean..... The very reason I do not have one........but if I was, I would...
 
jackass dave said:
i am allso partial to a sportster or two the 48 being one of the best they have ever done great if your normal size ,but for twizzle oh no no no
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All he needs is some of those axle foot pegs they have on BMX bikes, stick em on the front, sorted. :D
 
Not so clever with my 37in legs either:D I cantvsee past my fecking knees its nice to know twizzles an even bigger freak than me though :D

sent from ??? hold on where the fuck am I ?????? now Free
 
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