It's a hard life...

It must have been an 1150.

It's well known that airhead owners aren't capable of ANY form of priapism
 
I was going to write "only in the US" but the way things are going in the UK.........
 
It's a worry when both rider and bike are leaving puddles on the ground

A few years ago there was a case in Scotland in which some guy was convicted of having sex with his bicycle and was actually placed on the sex offenders register!
 
A few years ago there was a case in Scotland in which some guy was convicted of having sex with his bicycle and was actually placed on the sex offenders register!
How do you have sex with a bicycle? I have several gathering dust in the garage...

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How do you have sex with a bicycle? I have several gathering dust in the garage...

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A quick Google search would suggest he's not the only one. I darent click the 'images' link... However searching sex, woman and bicycle yields altogether more aesthetically interesting images...

There may be more information here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm

If they've gathered too much dust, you might want to give them a quick wipe over first! In fact, given the nature of some of the spiders in Oz, I'd probably give dusty bicycles a miss altogether:eek:
 


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