My Old School Chum Des died on Good Friday, Just a week ago now and Some Cheery Spirit is needed!
For he was ever a Jovial clown and a Likeable Rogue and he could tell tales that would shame Walter Mitty!
But he was My Pal and It was horrible to hear of his passing and even more horrible to go to his Mum and Dads house to offer help and to see them heartbroken!
Anyway What's done is Done and he would be Damned annoyed for me (or anyone who knew him) to be moping around !
So here goes a wee Thread of Joviality
There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere.
. . .
One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "ménage a trois".
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.
For he was ever a Jovial clown and a Likeable Rogue and he could tell tales that would shame Walter Mitty!
But he was My Pal and It was horrible to hear of his passing and even more horrible to go to his Mum and Dads house to offer help and to see them heartbroken!
Anyway What's done is Done and he would be Damned annoyed for me (or anyone who knew him) to be moping around !
So here goes a wee Thread of Joviality
There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere.
. . .
One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "ménage a trois".
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.
