Japanese Whisky

I'm not too busy with work just now and have some spare time and can help you out with turning yer stock over- you never know, I might just like the Jap stuff.

Jocks: "A dram, Wully?"
Wully: "Jap's?"
Jocks: "Aye"

And that's whit it probably tastes like. Wee slant ee'd feckers. Widnae trust them an inch. Especially efter whit they did tae my Grandad during the war...etc
 
Wee slant ee'd feckers. Widnae trust them an inch. Especially efter whit they did tae my Grandad during the war...etc

Whit they captured Singapore and blockaded the port afore SS-Obergruppenführer Kimmel got his order of fine silks:eek:


Basturds eh:mad:
 
Whit they captured Singapore and blockaded the port afore SS-Obergruppenführer Kimmel got his order of fine silks:eek:


Basturds eh:mad:

Naw. During the Falklands War, he bought a car fae Nissan in Frankfurt and the engine blew up twa weeks after the warranty ran oot :mad:
 
I'm sure that the 900 workers about to be made redundant at Johnnie Walkers will tell ye where tae stick yer Jap whisky.


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Hank.
 
If they made decent whisky, maybe they wouldn't need to lay people off.....

Diageo don't make decent whisky? I'll need to pour all my Lagavulin, Cragganmore, Dalwhinnie, Oban etc etc doon the sink then :blast
 
Sorry. Thought they just made that JW shite.

Best have a dram of my Dalwhinnie 1990 to settle my nerves....

I had a bottle of that at Crimbo. Distillers Edition 1990. Lovely drop of whisky :ronno
 


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