Johnny Can't See This Thread

[Deleted account rno]

I've arranged with the Powers That Be to make this thread (for obvious reasons) invisible to HRH.

If, after his one week sabatical, Johnny decides to ride off into the sunset and take up a position as Regional Co-ordinator on the Club site, I think it's only fitting that we should have a collection and mark his departure with a gift.

As you all know Johnny has been a stalward member here for many moons and has always been supportive and ready for an event (usually involving drink), Ride Oot or craic on the forum.

I saw this and thought that it would be a lovely gift and would also be a fitting gesture to present to Johnny and wish him well in his new venture.

Please let me know what the Kollectiv think and how much they'll contribute towards Johnny's gift.

 

[Stumpy]

Feck him I say

another bloody Snoopy

 

[garfield]

Ah widnae gie the knut the spit oot ma mooth....



onyack

 

[PhilM]

bit on the expensive side, ain't it

 

[John Armstrong]

I've arranged with the Powers That Be to make this thread (for obvious reasons) invisible to HRH.

And Mrs HRH?

 

[Stumpy]

Does this mean the Xmas do is a club event now? and that the club is having two events on at the same time?

 

[Deleted account rno]

And Mrs HRH?

She's run off with a Bulgarian waiter from Portree (well, he's from Sofia originally). She's now working in a fish filleting factory in Gabrovo. She has no internet access.

 

[Deleted account rno]

Does this mean the Xmas do is a club event now? and that the club is having two events on at the same time?

Yep. And one's Sold Out

Nah...The Xmas Do is still ours. Johnny will be there (as a special invited guest) but sleeping in the servants' quarters.

 

[Slowdown]

Are you going to get them engraved with 'It's not a Club' so he won't forget us???

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

I still think the KTM personalised orange Butt Plug was the best idea for a gift... it would have been right up his street

 

[Deleted account rno]

I still think the KTM personalised orange Butt Plug was the best idea for a gift... it would have been right up his street

I agree Gary but the Butt Plug was £8.99.

I'm not sure that we would want to spend that amount on him

 

[Blackal]

I still think the KTM personalised orange Butt Plug was the best idea for a gift... it would have been right up his back alley

Al

 

[Ogmios]

not a feckin clue wot yiz are on about, butt....

*one swift googling later....*

good grief! they DO exist!

 

[blobbs]

I was goin tey say "yer hole opened" but wey all this talk o butt plugs, am no so sure it's a guid topic tey start

 

[brassmonkey001]

Can I see this thread?

 

[Ogmios]

here you go;

Can I see this thread?

dont say i never do nuffin; for ya.

 

[brassmonkey001]

dont say i never do nuffin; for ya.

That's reel nice of ya!

 

[wully]

I'll get him some of his favourite tipple to go with them.

 

[Deleted account rno]

That's reel nice of ya!

That is sew bad!

 

[brassmonkey001]

That is sew bad!

Is it needling you?