Just getting ready to rock

[Uinneag]

Left Oonyackistan and headed to the Hamlet of East Kilbride where I was collected by my Chaffuer Lugs in a brand spanking Black BMW 530D with blacked oot windaes to keep the public at bay

Had a few heids turning when I had the windae half down passing concert goers and shouting "awreet cannie lad"
Took 45 mins tae get served at the bar so I just had the one drink 7 voddies in a pint gless wi some rid bull

A fully fledged Tosser passed us on route
Thought it wis Robmack at first then remembered he changed the colour of his to grey
Think he has one of them fancy blow up Rukka jaikets on

Met up with the Kimmels and the Jager wumman fae Orkney
The bloke behind was jealous o ma mullet

Jager gutties must get me some

So on with the show

Brian was reet pleased tae see that I had made it.

Gus gave his opinion of my attendance.

Some cartoon slappers

Brain sang some wee ditty's to keep us amused

Vodka was taking an effect hence the blurred photie

Angus is tiny I used my finger so you could have something to guage his stature

Anyway best stadium gig I've been to, and I've been to a few I can tell ye

 

[robmack]

They canny huv been better than the Proclaimers

 

[Uinneag]

They canny huv been better than the Proclaimers

The Leith bams need tae get some canons

 

[Deleted account W]

That Brian bloke, looks like he's got the stature to become a GSer

 

[Dougster67]

Bst Gig ive been to

 

[Drofsereb]

Hoorah!

My tickets have arrived.......

although I think I've spotted the flaw in the 'guaranteed by 1pm next day' delivery

 

[Deleted account rno]

Is this yer Brian Johnson Is The Angel Of The North pose?

 

[Deleted account 220427002]

and a drivers Tan

 

[Uinneag]

Is this yer Brian Johnson Is The Angel Of The North pose?

Hoo yoo ca'in an angle ye fat eckied coont

 

[Uinneag]

and a drivers Tan

Yi'd need tae pit ye on a kebab spit tae gie you a tan koontybaws