Uinneag
Guest
Left Oonyackistan and headed to the Hamlet of East Kilbride where I was collected by my Chaffuer Lugs in a brand spanking Black BMW 530D with blacked oot windaes to keep the public at bay
Had a few heids turning when I had the windae half down passing concert goers and shouting "awreet cannie lad"
Took 45 mins tae get served at the bar so I just had the one drink
7 voddies in a pint gless wi some rid bull
A fully fledged Tosser passed us on route
Thought it wis Robmack at first then remembered he changed the colour of his to grey
Think he has one of them fancy blow up Rukka jaikets on
Met up with the Kimmels and the Jager wumman fae Orkney
The bloke behind was jealous o ma mullet
Jager gutties must get me some
So on with the show
Brian was reet pleased tae see that I had made it.
Gus gave his opinion of my attendance.
Some cartoon slappers
Brain sang some wee ditty's to keep us amused
Vodka was taking an effect hence the blurred photie
Angus is tiny
I used my finger so you could have something to guage his stature
Anyway best stadium gig I've been to, and I've been to a few I can tell ye
Had a few heids turning when I had the windae half down passing concert goers and shouting "awreet cannie lad"

Took 45 mins tae get served at the bar so I just had the one drink
7 voddies in a pint gless wi some rid bull
A fully fledged Tosser passed us on route
Thought it wis Robmack at first then remembered he changed the colour of his to grey

Think he has one of them fancy blow up Rukka jaikets on
Met up with the Kimmels and the Jager wumman fae Orkney
The bloke behind was jealous o ma mullet
Jager gutties must get me some
So on with the show
Brian was reet pleased tae see that I had made it.
Gus gave his opinion of my attendance.
Some cartoon slappers
Brain sang some wee ditty's to keep us amused
Vodka was taking an effect hence the blurred photie
Angus is tiny
Anyway best stadium gig I've been to, and I've been to a few I can tell ye

